Ah, yes. Superman is indeed quite the immigrant story. Why, just this past weekend, I was talking to Consuela - my Ecuadorian maid - about how she first came to America:
"Ohh, Meestar Aylix - I come to America when Ecuador explodo! My Papi, he put me in the spaceship and he fly me to America! Nice family from Kansas, they adopt Consuela when they find me in the corn fields! Now Consuela is the fastest housecleaner on the East Coast - except for that puta Lupita Luthor! She use radioactive fragments of Ecuador to sap Consuela's power to clean real good! Aye Caramba!"
I guess these Hollywood types really DO know what it means to be a real American.