Deadpool (2016)

Foggy_sl said:

Nope. Never been in a movie. No idea what you are talking about or why you linked a clearly fan made video.

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The action was retarded, but Reynolds was fine as Wade.

Near the beginning after the 'we were born in colonial america' with Wolverine and Sabretooth I think.

I erased that movie from my mind.

I wish I could purge that movie from my mental database. There is nothing redeeming about it at all.

Deadpool(specifically that scene, actually) up until they turned him into laser-Baraka wasn't horrific. Laser-Baraka Deadpool, was the hardest I have ever went "what the fuck?" during a movie before. The rest was pretty much total crap as well. I've forgotten most of it, thankfully, but that little elevator scene was ok.

That scene with Wade slicing everyone up was the best part of the movie. Even his line of "Ok. People are dead." was the best dialogue in that shitfest of a movie.

I didn't know Hugh Jackman was in Blade III?

All seriousness though, I know I watched that movie, and it might be on my dvd shelf, but I have no idea anything that happened in it... none.

Wolverine and Sabretooth are immortal, Stryker recruits them for his team of superpowered mercenary thugs, Wolverine gets cold feet, bails, Sabretooth starts killing all the other former members of the team, Wolverine is living in Canada with a woman, Wolverine comes home to find the woman dead, presumably at the hand of Sabretooth, goes back to Stryker for the weapon x project, overhears them saying he'll be under mind control so he busts out, kills Zero after Zero murders the elderly couple that took him in, finds Gambit and convinces him to take him to Stryker's base, finds out his woman faked her death and was under the control of Stryker, at some point Sabretooth kidnapped Cyclops, ugh just remembering this much of the movie is making my brain hurt. at some point Sabretooth and Wolverine team up to kill laser eye barakapool, Stryker shoots Wolverine in the head with an adamantium bullet which gives him amnesia but his woman saves him before she dies. Professor X shows up and saves the kids that Stryker had kidnapped.

I'd forget the movie if I could but nothing ever leaves my brain.

Wolverine Origins wasn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be. What they did to Deadpool was indeed heinous and almost criminal, but the rest of the movie wasn't that bad. I actually liked the beginning shit when it showed Sabretooth and him fighting through all the previous wars together.

80% of the hatred for that movie comes from what they did to Deadpool. The rest of the Wolverine stuff was probably still better than X1 and X3.

Why split hairs? I think it's safe to say that any of the X-Men movies could largely be ignored in light of:

1 & 2 were pretty great. i'd say the opening of the 1st xmen w/ magneto as a child was one of the most impressive opening scenes of any movie. i the success of that movie probably lead to the green light of spiderman

Likely the minority but i prefer Xmen FC and DOFP to the older versions. They were good, i just feel these are better. What really bothered me about the older ones was Magneto - in almost every comic version he looks pretty buff, but in the older ones he just looks like an old dude with powers. Dont get me from i love Ian, hes an awesome actor, i just wished Magneto looked more like magneto if they were going to have him in any costume at all.



Tho i could say neither does Magneto ultimate justice, i cant get over it =/

Plus X3 was absolutely abysmal and should be erased from everyones mind.

Sabertooth in the first X-men was a disaster, x-2 was the only decent one out of the first three for me. Shame that Origins was so bad and Liev Schreiber was great as Victor, hopefully he reprises the roll someday

Agree, that was the best Sabertooth, ive always kinda wanted to see Omega Red in a movie.

That is one of the tragedies of origins, all of the actors were great portraying the characters but the story was shit.

Kovaks_sl said:

That is one of the tragedies of origins, all of the actors were great portraying the characters but the story was shit.

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Ya'll Wakandans crazy. Hugh was good as Wolvie as always. Ryan was good as Wade in that one scene. Liev played a good Sabertooth, or at least he would have in a better movie.


Everything and everyone else was fucking terrible. Stop apologizing for that shitshow.

What was wrong with Dukes or Wraith? I agree Gambit sucked.

I didnt have issues with any of the actors including Kitsch, the entire script was terrible writing. Did they even explain how Wade Wilson was able to deflect hundreds of bullets with swords without superpowers?

Homsar_sl said:

I didnt have issues with any of the actors including Kitsch, the entire script was terrible writing. Did they even explain how Wade Wilson was able to deflect hundreds of bullets with swords without superpowers?

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Uh, because he was rad, dude? He wasn't super powered, just super badass!