Thanks third party seller who is apparently fucking retarded. Glad it was only 3 case fans and not something important, only parts I haven't received yet. Got everything up and running and this bitch is faaaaast.
Actually ended up with nothing being wrong, pretty sure they gave me the wrong tracking number. My stuff ended up showing up when/where it was supposed to, it just happened to be AFTER the tracking number they gave me showed my stuff being delivered up in Minnesota.
Got the Dell Advantage rewards from buying the desktop and monitor during the President’s Day sale; grabbed a Logitech G502 Spectrum mouse and the Corsair K70 LUX mechanical keyboard (Cherry MX Red), basically just had to pay the taxes.