Does Size Matter

You should visit an urologist. And in case you ve never done that before - thats nothing to be ashamed of. That guy has probably seen more dicks than you naked women ( including internet porn ^^ ).

I"ve always wondered why people choose that profession.

I"m guessing it"s the money.

James said:

I"m guessing it"s the money.

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I"m guessing they like dick.

lendarios said:

I would not recommend anyone to jerk to much. Back in my HS times i used to wank it 2 times a day. But then after a while i found out that i gotten so used to the way i masturbate, that I was having problems ejaculating once i got a girl friend. Solution stop masturbating.

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Did you have erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation?

There is actually merit to the above. I jerk it quite frequently and have severe trouble getting off with my woman.

I have to concentrate pretty hard on it.

A pretty funny aside:

Back when I first started having sex and had to focus really hard to not blow my load, I used to think of EverQuest. I played a cleric so I just envisioned a Vindi CH-chain.

"Complete Heal on Millie in 10 seconds... James, you"re next! OH SHIT, I"M OUT OF MANA, I"M OUT OF MAAAAAAGGHHHH"

In biology class (dunno what grade 5-7th?) our female teacher suggested math to get rid of erections, didnt really help much in some embarassing situations on the nudism beaches.

Clericnon2boxed said:

In biology class (dunno what grade 5-7th?) our female teacher suggested math to get rid of erections,didnt really help much in some embarassing situations on the nudism beaches.

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Please, do explain what happened!

On a more serious note, does size matter at a wreck beach?

The Dauntless One said:

On a more serious note, does size matter at a wreck beach?

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I"m probably one of the few who understand what you just said. "Wreck Beach" is the name of a beach in Vancouver which happens to be a nude beach. But not all nude beaches are called "a wreck beach".

Why the fuck would there be a beach in Canada do people go there to pet tne penguins or something?

Frawdo said:

I"m probably one of the few who understand what you just said. "Wreck Beach" is the name of a beach in Vancouver which happens to be a nude beach. But not all nude beaches are called "a wreck beach".

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Thx for clarifying. It"s just a habit to refer to a nude beach "wreck beach."

Kilivek2.0 said:

Why the fuck would there be a beach in Canada do people go there to pet tne penguins or something?

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We like to ride our dog sleds there and run over people like you.

Back when I first started having sex and had to focus really hard to not blow my load, I used to think of EverQuest. I played a cleric so I just envisioned a Vindi CH-chain.

"Complete Heal on Millie in 10 seconds... James, you"re next! OH SHIT, I"M OUT OF MANA, I"M OUT OF MAAAAAAGGHHHH"

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This is gold, and I will be employing it in the future. I always used Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day, but alas I like English accents :/.

The Dauntless One said:

We like to ride our dog sleds there and run over people like you.

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how can you dog sled with igloos littering the land?

Kilivek2.0 said:

Why the fuck would there be a beach in Canada do people go there to pet tne penguins or something?

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And I thought penguins are only found in the southern hemisphere.

lendarios said:

Not at all. It was just that if you masturbate in the morning, and then in the early afternoon, if your BF wants some at night you are simply out of fuel.

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Your BF wants some?? Are you confessing you"re gay?

Things just got really awkward.

Hahaha, I just saw Lendarios post in my Inbox, and had to run straight here to see if he had edited or explained yet.

That"s awesome.