Does Size Matter

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The Dauntless One

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Vatoreus said:
I am comfencized as well. Thank god I was too young to remember my comfencision.
I did my comfencision when I was 10 and it was such a painful experience. I don"t think I"ve had an erection before my comfencision because my foreskin was too tight.
 
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Poor Wurst...

To put it simply, yes. We have decided to replace this word with comfencision, because, well, read the thread Jabber linked and you"ll find out.

I wish i was uncomfencized, I hear it feels great.
 

Wurstsalat_foh

shitlord
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Hehe okay.

Well i got circumsized ( comfencized?^^ ) a few months ago. It was needed cause of a dick surgery... yea lol i know.

I had a lil crook ( right word? ) of a few degree i didnt like so i let it straighten and cause of that, they had to take away some of my foreskin.
No big deal though - almost looks same like before besides that the foreskin isnt attached to the acorn ( word? ) anymore but its sewed around the dick below. Its no full circumcision though - didnt want that, enough foreskin left to cover the acorn ( if thats how its called ).

I bet i am the only guy here who had a dick surgery - funny experience and looks better now

Ah well, dont know if i described it good enough for you guys to get an idea what was done.
 

Wurstsalat_foh

shitlord
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Ah, i forgot - one reason why you wouldnt want a dick surgery is -> i was not allowed to masturbate for 2 months afterwards. Good god, that sucked and it was in the full sense of the word a hard time lol

Yea, that are 56 days. I am proud of myself.
 

Dabamf_sl

shitlord
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I never read that box office thread. I just thought we were making fun of Vatoreus. Ah well, tell me what to do next masters.
 

James

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What"s funny is that it looks like a fuckin acorn. Well, mine looks like a grapefruit attached to a tree branch, but not everyone is me.
 

Jait

Molten Core Raider
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Yeah, but saying "I"m hung like an acorn." really isn"t going to get you anywhere. Well, maybe in Japan.