Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

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chaos

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Yeah I'm doing security, they make us do coding anyway. Pain in the ass. I actually like writing code, it is just kind of a waste knowing I will not do this professionally and I could be off drafting policy or learning more linux shit.
 

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Well if you're doing networking you'll probably have to learn some linux, a lot of cisco/ios, maybe some sql but its easy. Depends on what you end up doing specifically really, looking back I wish I had gotten into linux/bash scripting earlier so I would be in a better position today. Imma get my CEH here in a month or so, stupid waste of time cert but it checks off a box and recruiters look at it. Then starting on the Red Hat cert path and might go for the VMware cert if I can stomach spending 3k on a fucking cbt course.
 

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I"m learning Linux and IOS. I'm just getting an associates/CCNA/MCSE to start off with, then I'll let what job I find guide where I go from there.

Why VMWare and not HyperV? Maybe VMWare still has more of the market, but for functionality, HyperV blows VMWare out of the water.
 

chaos

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Yeah DoD pretty much exclusively uses VMware, it is the hotness. Problem is the cert will be a pain in the dick the maintain.

CEH is a bullshit cert, but for hiring purposes it checks off the box. OSCP is more respected but also more work. CEH will be easily maintained along with my CISSP and Sec+ so its kind of a gimmee
 

chaos

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DoD has a matrix of what certs you need for X job, ceh covers CNDSP actvities so it checks a box. CISSP covers management and baseline, different box.

Ultimateky I want to get away from DoD but it is what it is right now, have to feed the kids.
 

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You're like a walking, talking example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Projecting much? You play guitar, have the teeth of a British Colonial, and wear pants that were used for a flood. Did you learn about the Dunning-Kruger effect the same place Phoenix watched a Milton Friedman video? Now, feeling enlightened to the point where you have to mention it in every 3rd post? Did the lightbulb finally go off for you, Derpin?
 

chaos

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We're trying to rehabilitate Duppin into a true bro, not knock him down with talks of personal flaws. For shame, Kirun.
 

Duppin_sl

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I like how Kirun pretty clearly doesn't know what the Dunning-Kruger effect even is and is too lazy to Google, so he just reverts to the same tired insults.

Also, what's wrong with playing guitar?
 

Kirun

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I like how Kirun pretty clearly doesn't know what the Dunning-Kruger effect even is and is too lazy to Google, so he just reverts to the same tired insults.

Also, what's wrong with playing guitar?
Nah, you got me, man! You're the only one smart enough to "get it". Just like Phoenix and his, "price floors and ceilings have no meaning!" rhetoric he spouts, because he felt like he had an epiphany after watching a Friedman YouTube video.

I'm curious where you had your epiphany, Derpin. Maybe this will lead to your rehabilitation..
 

Duppin_sl

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Because then you all would have to come up with something that's actually funny, and I don't want to put you through that.
 

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We aren't being funny. We are concerned for anyone who has to gaze upon those foul things. We are trying to save them through you.
 
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