Seananigans
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Dungeon Crawler Carl
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I played old Howard Stern shows (commercial free) on my commute to Vegas. Back when he was still funny.
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Almost done with book , I think 4 - The Gate of the Feral gods. I now see why you guys like Samantha so much.
Book Spoilers (see this is how you talk about stuff and not spoil it for ME)
Damn this is a good series.
Book Spoilers (see this is how you talk about stuff and not spoil it for ME)
You have daggers in your inventory! Stick one in my mouth! I need to cut the bitch!”
Slit the demon reared back, ready to slam her chain whip down once again.
“No time, sorry,” I said. I turned 90 degrees, and I chucked Samantha with all of my might.
Samantha popped into existence at my feet, screaming. “Not fair! Not fair! You tell my mother to get back here! That was my kill!” We just stared down at her as she continued to moan and growl. “Throw me again. Maybe that’ll bring her back!”
“That god thing was your mother?” Donut finally asked.
“I’m going to kill her,” Samantha said.
“Wait,” I said. “Wasn’t your dad the one who sent you into the Nothing?”
“Yeah. He was mad at me for having a baby with my king. But my mom was banging him too, so she got mad. Jealous bitch. She said she was going to kill me if I ever got out, but she killed that Slit bitch instead. She never keeps her promises. Parents not keeping their promises is the number one cause of childhood trauma, you know.”
Slit the demon reared back, ready to slam her chain whip down once again.
“No time, sorry,” I said. I turned 90 degrees, and I chucked Samantha with all of my might.
Samantha popped into existence at my feet, screaming. “Not fair! Not fair! You tell my mother to get back here! That was my kill!” We just stared down at her as she continued to moan and growl. “Throw me again. Maybe that’ll bring her back!”
“That god thing was your mother?” Donut finally asked.
“I’m going to kill her,” Samantha said.
“Wait,” I said. “Wasn’t your dad the one who sent you into the Nothing?”
“Yeah. He was mad at me for having a baby with my king. But my mom was banging him too, so she got mad. Jealous bitch. She said she was going to kill me if I ever got out, but she killed that Slit bitch instead. She never keeps her promises. Parents not keeping their promises is the number one cause of childhood trauma, you know.”
Damn this is a good series.
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Hatorade
A nice asshole.
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DirkDonkeyroot
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Hateyou
Not Great, Not Terrible
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It is so hard to explain these books / scenes to someone who isn’t reading them. They’re just so fucked up when you actually start saying it out loud.
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moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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I have basically the same commute, an hour each way. I can’t stand the radio, and music is often pretty fleeting, just ran through all of Andy Wier’s stuff…need this audiobook to come out Yesterday….
Aside from the only free time I get, I use to hit the mats, can’t possibly get reading in, my eyes are aching by the time I’m to bed
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