Ebenezer (2026)

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Title: Ebenezer (2026)

Tagline: Before he was Scrooge, he was...

Genre: Drama, Fantasy, Comedy

Director: Ti West

Cast: Johnny Depp, Rupert Grint, Andrea Riseborough, Tramell Tillman, Ian McKellen, Daisy Ridley, Sam Claflin, Charlie Murphy, Arthur Conti, Ellie Bamber, Robert Strange, Matt Brewer, Nicholas Day, Tara Mohatta, Tom Page-Turner, Zac Wishart, Eva Wishart

Release: 2026-11-11

Plot: A thrilling ghost story set in Dickens' London, following one man's supernatural journey to face his past, present and future as he fights for a second chance at redemption.

 

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I'm in.

 

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moonarchia

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Charlie Murphy? How the fuck long was this in production?

 

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I'll be honest I bit and had to look it up to confirm.

Apparently some white chick is named Charlie Murphy and now I'm disappointed.

 

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Talos

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Eggers is planning to do the same thing with Dafoe as Scrooge. Looking forward to both.

 

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Am I the only one that sees Depp's name/face and immediately doesn't want to watch the movie?

 

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Void said:

Am I the only one that sees Depp's name/face and immediately doesn't want to watch the movie?

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No you're not.

I'll be skipping this one like I have his last 20 movies.

 

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Void said:

Am I the only one that sees Depp's name/face and immediately doesn't want to watch the movie?

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I blame Tim Burton. I can look past Jack Sparrow overload.

All I see is Willy Wonka.

 

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I think Black Mass was the last thing I saw him in that I enjoyed. I remember thinking Waiting for the Barbarians looked cool, and then I just never saw it after it got middling reviews.

 

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Drinsic said:

I think Black Mass was the last thing I saw him in that I enjoyed. I remember thinking Waiting for the Barbarians looked cool, and then I just never saw it after it got middling reviews.

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Waiting for the Barbarians was worth a watch.

 

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Adebisi

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From Hell is where I stopped paying attention

 

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All the bedshitting drama aside, Depp actually is a good actor who has had quite a few notable roles over the past 40 years. Ron, Magneto, and Rey are a bit of a mixed bag. Gandalf is always great in everything, but Ron and Rey are only known for their singular role that ended years ago.

 

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moonarchia said:

All the bedshitting drama aside, Depp actually is a good actor who has had quite a few notable roles over the past 40 years. Ron, Magneto, and Rey are a bit of a mixed bag. Gandalf is always great in everything, but Ron and Rey are only known for their singular role that ended years ago.

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Yea I don't hate Depp and he can be entertaining on screen. If anything the whole crazy model wife shitting the bed and the trial that followed made him more likable.

Ron seems like a decent dude for being a ginger, so sure why not.

 

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Gutterflesh said:

Yea I don't hate Depp and he can be entertaining on screen. If anything the whole crazy model wife shitting the bed and the trial that followed made him more likable.

Ron seems like a decent dude for being a ginger, so sure why not.

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Amber Heard and the Turd Heard Round the World.

 

Kaige

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I'm just not interested in another Scrooge production.

 

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But how will they give it the Ole modern audience reimagining? Will tiny tim be a gay? Will his ex partner teach him about racism?

 

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Will this be a three movie trilogy with past, present, and future?

 

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ill probably watch. Mickeys christmas carol ( which is basically the same story) was my favorite movie when I was a little kid.

 

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Depp s schtick only works in cases where hes playing a character you don't already know.

He always plays the same weird, creepy, awkward thing. It works for novel characters like Edward Scissorhands or Jack Sparrow.

It doesnt work when he signs up to play an existing character because he still plays that same weird creepy awkward thing instead of playing this character as it exists already.

Love A Christmas Carol, but I'm skeptical.

 

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