Fast & Furious 9 (2020)

I guess I'm just a shitlord, but I can get over every unrealistic car and physics related impossibility in movies like these, except I can't watch 100 pound women kick the shit out of grown athletic adult men...I just can't do it.

Drinsic said:

still not in space, what the fuck is that jump, why is Han back

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The only reason possible: to make Statham not be totally evil? Thus confirming future spinoff sequels.

I shall pass on them all.

Statham was a much better villain than a mediocre good guy.

Can't wait.

Brothers....lol ok. That seems so random. At least they won’t have to work hard with height differences.

Fast Five was on the other day. I always giggle when they try to show Vin as tall as The Rock.

Lol the stunts look great, as usual. Still better than the stupid tow truck stunt in Hobbs and Shaw. Glad to see Han back, too bad they can't bring back Gal Gadot.

Armadon said:

They still have part 10. Keep the faith brother.

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About Gal Gadot? Didn't she literally get vaporized? They never showed Han in the car after the crash at least.

Armadon said:

I thought she fell out of the plane and then it blew up. Been forever since I've seen it. You never know though in part 9 there might be a time machine they save the world from.

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She dies saving Han and falls, but I guess she could be brought back miraculously as well. Maybe as Wonder Woman.

Falxy-US said:

Honestly her death made no sense. She could have just suffered some bad road rash. Of all the dumb shit they do in these movies, she dies falling five feet off a car that's going fast?

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I mean it was higher than 5 feet the plane was off the ground. Also isn't take off speed like 175 mph or something? I'm not gonna argue it really, cuz it's movie shit. I am sure she'd come back if asked though, but I think she's too famous/expensive now to play a side cast member.

Harshaw said:

Lol the stunts look great, as usual. Still better than the stupid tow truck stunt in Hobbs and Shaw. Glad to see Han back, too bad they can't bring back Gal Gadot.

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Not by much. I mean dude....

Brahma said:

Not by much. I mean dude....View attachment 246893

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Oh it's still ridiculous, but at least Vin isn't actually holding onto the bridge with his bare hands as he swings his car across a canyon while connected to 6-7 vehicles with tow gear.

Harshaw said:

Oh it's still ridiculous, but at least Vin isn't actually holding onto the bridge with his bare hands as he swings his car across a canyon while connected to 6-7 vehicles with tow gear.

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LOL! Touch'e

4 minute trailer? What the fuck?

So, at the end, he drives full speed off a cliff because he knows his car will somehow catch a metal chain that's like 500 feet long, using it to swing himself back around to land.

Definitely a F&F movie.

I was under the impression that his car shot the 500 foot chain almost like a spear. Then used what he shot to go around the mountain. It's like Automobile Spider-Man.

DickTrickle said:

So, at the end, he drives full speed off a cliff because he knows his car will somehow catch a metal chain that's like 500 feet long, using it to swing himself back around to land.

Definitely a F&F movie.

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At this point I think most people know what they're signing up for when they go to one of these.