Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)

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One day people are going to say; “Your mom is so old she remembers when when the fast and furious movies were about racing cars.” because if people think this looks good, especially after how awful the last one was, they are going to be making these for a long time to come.

Still, looks better than The Last Jedi so I’ll pirate it and watch it with my teenage sons.
 
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Like someone else said, it's a superhero movie now (and they have been for a while). Seeing it as anything else is a setup for extreme disappointment.

That said, haven't really cared for most of these. If I want a normal person superhero movie, I'll go rewatch Live Free or Die Hard.
 

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One day people are going to say; “Your mom is so old she remembers when when the fast and furious movies were about racing cars.” because if people think this looks good, especially after how awful the last one was, they are going to be making these for a long time to come.

Still, looks better than The Last Jedi so I’ll pirate it and watch it with my teenage sons.
The Last Jedi... what a heart break! Do you remember when The Force Awakens comes out, the entire internet debated who Ray's parents were, and everyone was on edge for the next one to come out... Then fucking Last Jedi comes out, and no one gives a fuck about the next star wars. Amazing how bad they fucked that one up!!!
 
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i just like how statham was hating on marvel. someone asked him if he could be a superhero, who would he be and he got all snippy about superhero movies being stupid. then he joined this franchise.
 

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you could argue the rock does it better. Vin has F&F, XXX and Riddick, I don't really consider Groot "his" character by any stretch since he only has 3 words. Whereas The Rock has Jumanji, Ballers, Rampage, Skyscraper, San Andreas and upcoming Black Adam, Doc Savage, and Big Trouble in Little China.
uh, groot has 4 words good sir
 

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I am/we are Groot.

Edit: also, it's silly but he did all the localization languages too. so he did like... 5 words times like 20 or something. Yo soy Groot.

 
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Foler

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One day people are going to say; “Your mom is so old she remembers when when the fast and furious movies were about racing cars.” because if people think this looks good, especially after how awful the last one was, they are going to be making these for a long time to come.

Still, looks better than The Last Jedi so I’ll pirate it and watch it with my teenage sons.
Teach them to steal at an early age!
 

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This movie looks utterly insane. The fucking Samoan dance confrontation?

This shit was dialed up a million.
 
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Yeah...This looks fun.

Did they have The Rock holding down a helicopter with a chain, while holding onto a goddamn tow truck with another chain?
 
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Yeah...This looks fun.

Did they have The Rock holding down a helicopter with a chain, while holding onto a goddamn tow truck with another chain?
A whole series of tow trucks. Chained together.
 

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I like how they had to make his family a bunch of car customizers and shit to keep with the Fast and Furious connection.
 

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I can't wait for people to come here complaining about plot holes and shit, like this is the type of movie that cares about plot holes.

I was super pumped for this until I saw Roman Reigns in it....when he did his stupid yell all I heard in my head was Michael Cole saying "THE BIG DOG IS HERE!!!!" and it pissed me off.