FedEx Cup

Zzen

Zzen

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The Douche did not come to play this weekend. Conditions were set up perfectly for him as well.

He was such a cunt about it too. Blaming his performance on some vague, COVID-like illness.
 
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Zzen

Zzen

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DJ fucking this course, like he fucks other players’ wives.
 
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H.A. Monkey

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DJ fucking this course, like he fucks other players’ wives.
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It’s a giant fuck you to Douche. Can’t hack n slash this course like he did Winged Foot. These greens too complicated for him.
 
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Khane

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Looks like his SUV didn't have...

Fore Wheel Drive
 
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Araysar

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is there a golf tournament for the handicapped?
 
gak

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CNN already running cover saying, "No sign of impairment."

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Springbok

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Yeah I'll call bullshit, particularly after his latest surgery - those painkillers are no joke and he's got a history of abuse.

Selfishly, I'm hoping he comes back and wins one more major but that seems... unlikely. Seeing him with his kid a few months back makes me hope he recovers enough to lead a healthy, nurturing life for his family.
 
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Kaines

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It’s not CNN covering. Sheriff department said he was lucid and conscious when they pulled him out. They are saying no signs of impairment
 
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MrHolland420

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Hey! Did y'all see that Tiger Woods got into an accident!!!

P.S. This is ridiculous, you'd thought the Pope had just passed away, 24 hours of drone/helicopter footage of an SUV flipped over is overkill. You know the Democrats are loving it though, wonder what executive order is being signed right now?
 
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gak

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Kaines said:
It’s not CNN covering. Sheriff department said he was lucid and conscious when they pulled him out. They are saying no signs of impairment
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I was laughing at how every chyron was flashing "no sign of impairment" even as the cop admitted no toxicology report was done, and I'm guessing woods wasn't holding a sign saying he took 10 painkillers before he crashed.
 
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jooka

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I'd say his pro days are over, maybe the senior tour years from now? I can't imagine he didn't fuck his back up more than it already was tho, just had his 5th surgery on it. Also 5 leg surgery's over the years I think it is.
 
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Gankak

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Statement he released said he got a rod in his fib/tib right leg and pins/screws in his ankle same leg.
 
jooka

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fuck me, just walking is gonna be a thing much less taking a swing
 
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