First World Problems

Sylas

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My internet is too fast for me to ever actually take advantage of (1 gigabit fiber). I can't find any server that uploads faster than 100mb and even using torrents by the time i connect to enough seeders to start hitting 400-500mb the file finishes downloading.

What am i supposed to do? Stream 27 different shows from Netflix simultaneously in hd?
 

Mist

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My internet is too fast for me to ever actually take advantage of (1 gigabit fiber). I can't find any server that uploads faster than 100mb and even using torrents by the time i connect to enough seeders to start hitting 400-500mb the file finishes downloading.

What am i supposed to do? Stream 27 different shows from Netflix simultaneously in hd?
Step 1: Build an array of enterprise hard drives.
Step 2: Download ALL of the porn. All of it.
Step 3:
Step 4: Profit.
 

Kreugen

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I feel awful, but not awful enough to justify going home and leaving all this crap for future me to do. But this is horribly unproductive.
 

khalid

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Reset my chrome settings a few days ago. Just went to buy something off Amazon and it had disabled one-click buying. I had to click like 4 times to buy something. It was horrible.
 

Regime

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Died to the god damn Alien in Alien Isolation right before I got to a save point.
 

cabbitcabbit

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I was wanted to watch From Beyond at my girlfriends. It's not on netflix and she's scared to pirate it (or anything really)

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Salshun_sl

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Use the "dealer vs junkie" argument on your GF when it comes to juarez and bootlegs. Distributors get in trouble, downloaders get off free.

Works every time.
 

Aamry

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Simple fix, eat them until there are just enough donuts in your house.
 

Mist

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If you buy any srirachaotherthan the shit with the green cap and the rooster, you are a dumbass.
 

Chukzombi

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i almost bought the texas pete stuff because it was the only siracha in the condiments aisle. i was looking for the green cap stuff and that didnt look like what i was looking for. i decided to give the "ethnic" food aisle a go and thats where the green cap siracha was chilling out. its still too spicy. hope the fried chicken recipe im working on doesnt burn my ass out.
 

Vaclav

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Heat often cooks out to a degree, not to mention you could've thinned the mix it was in with buttermilk or something.
 

Chukzombi

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i tasted the siracha first and started coughing, but i still added some with the buttermilk just to follow the recipe properly, but not as much as the chick used. this is what im working on.i will find out tomorrow night i guess.
 

Narac01

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I use the green cap stuff as salad dressing sometimes, it's not that bad =p, Really good on eggs too.