First World Problems

Kaou

Kaou

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Didn't sleep well last night, so I called in sick but my boss is a dick and made me get a doctor's note. WTF am I 10yrs old?
 
Nester

Nester

Vyemm Raider
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Disp_sl said:
Watching porn and the dude keeps talking. Gotta find a new vid mid-wank. Fucking ridiculous, just shut the fuck up man!
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Dear Sir,

The newest version of windows has the ability have many browsers open at once all playing many videos. Some folks even have 2 monitors and with this crazy set up you can always have a second (or 3,4,5,6) porn moving going at the same time. This will provide you with the ability to shift your focus for talking wanker #1 to fine ass bitch taking it hard #98.
 
Adebisi

Adebisi

Clump of Cells
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FWP: Work just sent me a new lappy with a massive keyboard. My personal laptop has a smaller keyboard.

My brain is trying to average both keyboard so now I can't type correctly on either of them.
 
Kreugen

Kreugen

Vyemm Raider
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Return of the King extended feels a bit overlong and repetitive. It actually diminishes the epicness of Minas Tirith.
 
Famm

Famm

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Barraco Bisi_sl said:
FWP: Work just sent me a new lappy with a massive keyboard. My personal laptop has a smaller keyboard.

My brain is trying to average both keyboard so now I can't type correctly on either of them.
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Use a component keyboard for both.
 
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Jakle_sl

shitlord
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The contractors we used to build a baseball field on our Sonoma property fucked up the outfield grass really bad. I had to go water, seed, water, rake and cover with straw by hand. It was a bitch.
 
Pollo

Pollo

Silver Knight of the Realm
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I got a $300 credit for trading in my old iPhone and a $200 credit towards an iPad purchase since I got a new iPhone 6 from AT&T. It was only enough to get a 32gb iPad mini. Now I have to figure out how to juggle using a regular iPad and a mini.
 
lurkingdirk

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint
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My third monitor on my desktop computer died, and it took the guy in the building almost 40 minutes to fix it. I literally had to make do with 2 30 in screens for 40 minutes.
 
Springbok

Springbok

Karen
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The 96" dining room table I bought 2 weeks ago from Restoration Hardware has been delayed until 10/31... after we got rid of the old one. Now we're stuck eating off the coffee table or kitchen counter. LIKE WE'RE IN COLLEGE AGAIN
 
lurkingdirk

lurkingdirk

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Springbok_sl said:
The 96" dining room table I bought 2 weeks ago from Restoration Hardware has been delayed until 10/31... after we got rid of the old one. Now we're stuck eating off the coffee table or kitchen counter. LIKE WE'RE IN COLLEGE AGAIN
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Dude...that's rough. My dining room table extends to 14 feet, and sometimes it's still not big enough.
 
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a_skeleton_06

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I've been kicking around having them make me an oxblood club chair. So comfy and awesome but so afraid of the dog ruining it like he did our equally expensive couches.
 
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Turgur_sl

shitlord
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Someone drew a penis on my Bugatti =(

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Aaron

Aaron

Goonsquad Officer
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lurkingdirk_sl said:
My third monitor on my desktop computer died, and it took the guy in the building almost 40 minutes to fix it. I literally had to make do with 2 30 in screens for 40 minutes.
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They need support groups for shit like that. No man should have to suffer through such trauma alone!
 
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Vinyard_sl

shitlord
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Couldnt change the song on my ipod because the black chick next to me on the bus was too fat so I couldn't reach into my pocket
 
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