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I mean I didn't attend pussy college and study the physiology of labia after extended repeated use or anything,
Obviously

I mean there's a reason why porn stars get surgery to remove their excess (labia trimming lol) after so many miles. nobody starts out with their inner labia hanging 3 inches past their outer labia.
They get labiaplasty because they fuck on camera and want to look a certain way. Same reason they get breast implants. And yes there are young girls with protruding inner labia before they've ever had sex. This level of retardation is astounding.
 

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Well i've never seen any. Granted it's been a while since I was of an age where a large number of women I slept with were of the virginal mileage down there. But I guess you are right there must be some genetic thing that results in a small number of women with floppy roast beef downstairs, from birth, or maybe from puberty? You've done it. You've identified the genetic code that results in hookers, whores, and porn stars!

But wait. with porn stars we have this thing called videography, databases that track the movies they've starred in and when, where we can watch the actress over the course of her career. Isn't it odd that this genetic marker you've identified that made flappy pancake labia's only seems to manifest later in their careers? It's like they start out their careers all nice and trim but after a few years of hardcore gangbangs and extreme penetration films there genetic code activates and that shit is all flapping in the wind. Or are you saying they are all wealthy women from privileged families and can afford to get the surgery well before they ever start making porn. Like labia is like fingernails and that shit just keeps growing all their lives and they have to retrim again later?

you are right though, my casual observations are astoundingly retarded.
 

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Vags come in all sorts of shapes and generally only childbirth or bestiality can effect natural change, but the professional pussy sculptors are all working off of the same mold carefully selected by Larry Flynt a few decades ago.
 

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Day 6

Shortly after 7am we got power! Just in time too the weather is about to get even colder.

I think I fell in love with my wife all over again this past week, she is awesome!
 

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they start out their careers all nice and trim but after a few years of hardcore gangbangs and extreme penetration films there genetic code activates and that shit is all flapping in the wind.
If you want to show some evidence of this claim, that'd be fine.
 

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Our goose down comforter just decided to start giving feathers out. Only have a crappy twin for a replacement till a new one will arrive.
 

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When somebody offers to help you and they do it wrong
Like put things back in the wrong place or angle
Folding clothes differently from you, and wtf?: Folding clothes that are inside out? Fix that shit first. I don't need those kinds of problems.
 

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The legal pot I bought made me very paranoid, so I had to go buy a different strain an hour later. Much better now.
 

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Fuck! Another Wind Storm is coming tomorrow.

This one is not supposed to be as bad as the last BUT it has been pouring rain for a week straight so the ground is real soft and will make it easier for trees to get knocked over with less wind force.

On the bright side the weather is much warmer than the last time and it is not supposed to get really cold again until the weekend.
 

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Just moved into a new place, and my stuff is being delivered tomorrow. Bought a take and bake pizza but forgot I don't have a way to cut it. Had to rip it apart with my hands.
 

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When my roommate changes the kitchen trash can, he doesn't poke a little hole in the new bag. The bags are super tight around the lid, meaning air gets trapped inside and you end up with half the trash can filled with air if you don't allow a hole for the air to escape!
 

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You poke a hole in the bag? Wouldn't it make more sense and be less mess and less trouble to poke a hole in the can? Near the top so fluids don't leak out.
 

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When my roommate changes the kitchen trash can, he doesn't poke a little hole in the new bag. The bags are super tight around the lid, meaning air gets trapped inside and you end up with half the trash can filled with air if you don't allow a hole for the air to escape!
What the fuck dude just don't put it over the lip of the can until you put your hand in and push most of the air out below and open the bag up then put it on.
 

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You poke a hole in the bag? Wouldn't it make more sense and be less mess and less trouble to poke a hole in the can? Near the top so fluids don't leak out.
Not like I'm poking a hole in the bottom of the bag haha Just near the rim with my car key. But yes, this idea is superior to mine. Trashcan isn't mine, but the vandalism is now complete!

What the fuck dude just don't put it over the lip of the can until you put your hand in and push most of the air out below and open the bag up then put it on.
That's a whole lotta work/effort, especially as shit falls between the bag and can. Hoss's idea is superior. And I can honestly say in all my years on this forum, I never thought I'd say that.
 

Cad

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That's a whole lotta work/effort, especially as shit falls between the bag and can. Hoss's idea is superior. And I can honestly say in all my years on this forum, I never thought I'd say that.
Da fuq? It takes 10 seconds to just push the bag down and open it up then seat it along the top of the can. I'm having trouble even picturing what you're talking about and how it could possibly be an issue for anyone with normal chromosomes.
 

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Not like I'm poking a hole in the bottom of the bag haha Just near the rim with my car key. But yes, this idea is superior to mine. Trashcan isn't mine, but the vandalism is now complete!
I will admit, that's what I imagined. But even where you were putting the hole, it just makes it more likely to rip apart when you're taking it out. Glad I could be of help.
 

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Just moved into a new place, and my stuff is being delivered tomorrow. Bought a take and bake pizza but forgot I don't have a way to cut it. Had to rip it apart with my hands.
Just fold the pizza in half and have a pizza taco or a "calzone" as the fancy places like to call it.