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Is this bottle upside down or right side up?

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I can see it either way. But because of the label, it's clearly in the orientation it was designed to be in. So what about this one?
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When a woman tells her husband "GAH! I married someone just like my dad!" men almost always take it as a compliment..
But if a man DARES say "You're just like your mother" he had better have alternative sleeping arrangements for himself pre-made.
 

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Jpeg is pronounced jpej. No hard G.

Take that, you jif pronouncers. Two can play at this game.

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You be a soft g if you wanna be. Me? I'm hard g all the way ginger.

Also, nobody argues over how to pronounce jif. Maybe mexicans say 'hif', but they don't count they probably don't know how to spell it.