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Telephone poles are just trees that got jobs.

 

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lurkingdirk said:

Telephone poles are just trees that got jobs.

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I thought they were a warning to other trees. Vlad the impaler style.

 

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Hoss said:

I thought they were a warning to other trees. Vlad the impaler style.

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That also seems like a possibility. That's diabolical!

 

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If a morgue worker dies, is it still considered going to work that day?

 

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If you die while making dinner in a slow cooker whomever finds you will have a ready cooked meal.

 

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If you try to fail and you succeed, what actually happened?

 

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We cheer for thievery on screen from Indiana Jones to Oceans Eleven to all the various heist movies. However if someone steals from me I want to crush all their limbs and leave them face down in a pile of ants…

 

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How many tattoos have been ruined by earthquakes?

 

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That seems like a trick question.

 

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