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Telephone poles are just trees that got jobs.

 

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Telephone poles are just trees that got jobs.

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I thought they were a warning to other trees. Vlad the impaler style.

 

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Hoss said:

I thought they were a warning to other trees. Vlad the impaler style.

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That also seems like a possibility. That's diabolical!

 

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If a morgue worker dies, is it still considered going to work that day?

 

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If you die while making dinner in a slow cooker whomever finds you will have a ready cooked meal.

 

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If you try to fail and you succeed, what actually happened?

 

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We cheer for thievery on screen from Indiana Jones to Oceans Eleven to all the various heist movies. However if someone steals from me I want to crush all their limbs and leave them face down in a pile of ants…

 

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How many tattoos have been ruined by earthquakes?

 

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That seems like a trick question.

 

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Why doesn't the freezer get any lights?

 

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I have been falling asleep listening to podcasts recently.

Not sure I am getting great REM sleep, because I end up dreaming that I am part of the conversation and can't get a word in anywhere.

 

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lurkingdirk said:

If you try to fail and you succeed, what actually happened?

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When a mosquito lands on your balls you realize that not every situation can be solved with violence.

 

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We don't get smarter as we get older. We just run out of dumb stuff to do.

 

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lurkingdirk said:

We don't get smarter as we get older. We just run out of dumb stuff to do.

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*run out of energy to do the dumb stuff we'd like to do.
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We should rename child birth going #3.

 

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We should rename child birth going #3.

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isnt that jacking off?

 

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What is the real reason women's basketball games are so low scoring is that they're better at defense. After all, they're soooo much better at the fundamentals.