FOH Shower Thoughts

lurkingdirk · Jan 16, 2026

Telephone poles are just trees that got jobs.

Hoss · Jan 16, 2026

lurkingdirk said:
Telephone poles are just trees that got jobs.

I thought they were a warning to other trees. Vlad the impaler style.

lurkingdirk · Jan 16, 2026

Hoss said:
I thought they were a warning to other trees. Vlad the impaler style.

That also seems like a possibility. That's diabolical!

lurkingdirk · Jan 19, 2026

If a morgue worker dies, is it still considered going to work that day?

lurkingdirk · Jan 19, 2026

If you die while making dinner in a slow cooker whomever finds you will have a ready cooked meal.

lurkingdirk · Jan 19, 2026

If you try to fail and you succeed, what actually happened?

Hatorade · Jan 23, 2026

We cheer for thievery on screen from Indiana Jones to Oceans Eleven to all the various heist movies. However if someone steals from me I want to crush all their limbs and leave them face down in a pile of ants…

lurkingdirk · Feb 2, 2026

How many tattoos have been ruined by earthquakes?

Hoss · Feb 2, 2026

That seems like a trick question.

Soni · Saturday at 5:34 PM

Why doesn't the freezer get any lights?

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FOH Shower Thoughts

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

Hatorade

A nice asshole.

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again

Soni

Golden Knight of the Realm