Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

Went to take my morning poo and kitty came on in, jumped in his litter box in front of me and proceeded to take his as well. I feel like we're really starting to get in sync.

Tuco said:

It's Shawn. I kind of want to ask the Seans I know whether foreigners or whatever call them Seen though.

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To answer Foler, it is definitely "Shawn". No one with the spelling Sean, that I have ever been aware of, pronounces it "Seen." However, that dude with the fucked up zd in his name can go fuck himself, and you can tell him that, as someone named Sean, he is not welcome in our club.

Growing up, I was called "Seen" endlessly as a kid. It got significantly better in high school as the name became more common, but when I went to college, every foreign teacher said it wrong at first. I had one Electronics instructor from India that would hand out papers every day, and every day he called me "Seen", even though every day I corrected him.

To be fair, whenever I see the name Seamus, I immediately think "See-mus" but then I correct myself because I know it is "Shamus". However, I also think Sean is significantly more well-known nowadays, and most people look at it and hear it pronounced correctly in their head automatically just because of exposure. Seamus is still a pretty uncommon name outside of Ireland. Still, I get it, and don't get mad if someone says mine wrong the first time.

More recently, I placed a mobile order at Taco Bell a few months ago, and when I went through the drive-thru I told them I had a mobile order for Sean. The (black) girl taking the order said she couldn't find it, and asked what I ordered. As I started to list it off, she said, "Oh, here it is, under Sheen." I said no, that's how you spell Sean (pronouncing it correctly), and she said, "I don't think so." I opened my mouth to argue that I should probably know how I spell and pronounce my own name, but then realized I was probably talking to D'Niqua (pronounced Susan), so I just gave up and hoped for no spit or weave in my burrito.

BoozeCube our gov needs to get this boogaloo started. I got some land here that we can start a new life on. We'll work the fields like our forefathers did.

Can someone post this in Corona thread?

It must be seen.

BoozeCube said:

A lot of hot bartenders, waitresses, and strippers are out of work because of the shut down. Someone yesterday suggested we get into the hookers and blow business.

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What if we just take the legal route and open a porn studio?

FUCK

DickTrickle said:

Love all these people who want the boogaloo to start and are shit sure they'll come out ahead and unscathed.

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I know I definitely would be very scathed since all my guns sank in the boat on that fishing trip years ago.

What happened to all those liberals crying about pronouns, choppin dix, global warming and racism?

Seems like they disappeared overnight.. Heathens should die on their hill. Don't let this fake virus distract you from the worlds true problems!!

Void I live in an apt high up. Have a balcony but it only has railings... Would getting a cat leash and seeing if my cat will sit out on it with me be a futile endeavor? iannis ?

TJT my buddy who's company got acquired by waitr and now works for them.. their stock has gone up 345% in the last week

Welcome to the gun club Oblio . Be forewarned it's addicting after your first purchase. Im sure Bandwagon can attest.

If you're a big dude maybe just go with a Glock you can CC (can you CC? Aren't you in Canada?)

G19 was my first handgun. It's a solid sidearm for any first buyer.