Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

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Bro you've all already seen pics of Trex.
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Bros. Cat sat at the window for 2 hours today watching 7 turkeys graze outside. Tried to tell him he'd get his ass kicked. Should i let him try?
 
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Bad Jug advice.

If your fellow Jug was about to solo HammerSmith, The JugBreaker when you know it takes a full party to even take down his trash spawn, would you send him in?

You need more cats Foler.
 
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Screamfeeder said:
Bad Jug advice.

If your fellow Jug was about to solo HammerSmith, The JugBreaker when you know it takes a full party to even take down his trash spawn, would you send him in?

You need more cats Foler.
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How many cats do you think it would take to take down a pack or 7 female wild turkey?
 
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Depends on the cat type.

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A Maine coon could prolly wreck some shit.
 
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Foler said:
How many cats do you think it would take to take down a pack or 7 female wild turkey?
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Like Hosix said, it depends on the cat. I had a little rescue fucker decades ago that would bring in dead Ravens as "gifts". That fucker could lead a squad of 3 against a full grown Turkey or two.

7 female turkeys? I'd hesitate to give the go with less than 20 average cats and that's me willing to lose 50% of my cats. Go the American route and just shoot 6 of them with a .22 from your porch, wound the 7th with a lower torso shot and then send the cats in to mop up and hand out tuna flavored medals.
 
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Screamfeeder said:
Like Hosix said, it depends on the cat. I had a little rescue fucker decades ago that would bring in dead Ravens as "gifts". That fucker could lead a squad of 3 against a full grown Turkey or two.

7 female turkeys? I'd hesitate to give the go with less than 20 average cats and that's me willing to lose 50% of my cats. Go the American route and just shoot 6 of them with a .22 from your porch, wound the 7th with a lower torso shot and then send the cats in to mop up and hand out tuna flavored medals.
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This is one of the most American things I've ever read. Top marks.
 
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Screamfeeder said:
Like Hosix said, it depends on the cat. I had a little rescue fucker decades ago that would bring in dead Ravens as "gifts". That fucker could lead a squad of 3 against a full grown Turkey or two.

7 female turkeys? I'd hesitate to give the go with less than 20 average cats and that's me willing to lose 50% of my cats. Go the American route and just shoot 6 of them with a .22 from your porch, wound the 7th with a lower torso shot and then send the cats in to mop up and hand out tuna flavored medals.
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One of the turkeys has a limp. I call her limpy. That's definitely gonna work against her.
 
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It's a pretty bad limp too. She's been around for years tho and hasn't been eaten yet.
 
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