Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

lurkingdirk said:

Fresh turkey is so much better than butterball. Bag one for Thanksgiving.

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Wut. I've heard it taste like piss. They aren't exactly all plump. They are biggins tho

lurkingdirk said:

Fresh is way better. Not as much meat, but better taste if you cook it right.

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I feel like you're trying to get me to murder my turkeys. I've only ever heard the opposite. Regardless I will not kill my birds. Even the cripple one I named screamfeeder.

lurkingdirk said:

While that's your prerogative, I bet I could make screamfeeder delicious.

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I will not let you kill screamfeeder. She's been around for years and despite being a cripple seems to thrive. It brings be great joy seeing her in the glock pecking away at the ground.

Wtf is the deal with male turkeys? Never seen them on my property. Was driving through a neighborhood right outside and two huge male gobblers walking around. Maybe neighbors are feeding them..

lurkingdirk so apparently killing a gator is a third degree felony

#themoreyouknow

lurkingdirk said:

So let's find a legal way to do it, then I'll cook you gator multiple ways. Burger, steak, tartar, deep fried gator fingers, grilled with grits, you name it, I'll cook it. You just have to kill it with your bow, or your bare hands and bravado.

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Ever had frog legs?

lurkingdirk said:

Many times. Have made them from caught frogs. Not a felony to catch frogs...

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Gig em?

Man fuck me. Grabbed hose and snake stuck its head out. Scared the shit out of me. Turned it on and out come flying two snakes curled up together. Maybe 8-10 inches long. Babies.

Tried to ID then and best I came up with is brown snake, eastern brown snake... Not venomous so i walked them in the woods and let them go..

Sigh, stalled the ribs bros. Fucked up and accidentally left a vent fully closed

DickTrickle said:

Jesus christ, dude. Do you even respect meat? I'm embarrassed for you

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They turned out pretty damn solid.

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