Funny, Strange, Random Pics

BoozeCube said:

Let's get a picture of this hoe with a flashlight jammed up her starfish.

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But maybe she used some belladonna eyedrops

What is this?

Phalanx said:

Retractable clothesline.

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Godamnitt. I'm in my 30s and I've always thought that was buttfloss because that's what my mom told me when I was a kid. She said it was like those old school hand dryers in the bathrooms that were just a loop of cloth that you'd rotate over and over to get a dry spot.

I never gave it more than a half a second of thought until just now when I looked at one in this shitty hotel and thought "There's no fucking way that's buttfloss, mom"

This is the same woman that takes hooker cards from the street hawks in Vegas and then hides them in her coworker's desks and jacket pockets.