You shoulda picked up one of these while you were away on the Crusades.Ser Kegkilla said:Yes it is true, Lord Erronius. I made no folly. A modest knight has few other means to warm his blood during the winter snows.
Surely you just, Erronius. That wench has elbows sharp enough to pierce a dragon"s hide. No no, a homely lass such as that is no proper match for a man of my stature.Erronius said:You shoulda picked up one of these while you were away on the Crusades.
Malkav, I serve only to protect the weaklings of the land; the children, the women, and the men as faint as yourself. Do your man no wrong, and I shall pay you no heed.Malkav said:Good god. We"re now inflicted with keg new "self-righteous medieval jackass" roleplay.
I figured women with dragons hide were right up your alley Ser Kegkilla. As to the whore posted above, she is most pleasing to a man of my stature.Ser Kegkilla said:Surely you just, Erronius. That wench has elbows sharp enough to pierce a dragon"s hide. No no, a homely lass such as that is no proper match for a man of my stature.
Keg you say?Malkav said:Good god. We"re now inflicted with keg new "self-righteous medieval jackass" roleplay.
I am merely being bequeathed the title I long deserved.Erronius said:LOL @ Scream getting in on it to
I think you need a monocle, that would really tie your look together.Lord Screamfeeder said:I am merely being bequeathed the title I long deserved.
That looks nothing like dear sister.Erronius said:Is this better, Ser Kegkilla?
So what would you do if you broke up with your woman and she started dating your best friend? Lock her in a tower? Have her and your now-former BFF beheaded?Ser Kegkilla said:There art many worms posing as men within this thread. Relations between a man and woman are a sacred thing, yet many here choose to regard them as much as the mud on your stockings.
I"m hoping an armored sheath is allowed.Eomer said:Dick joust.
My bad.Lord Screamfeeder said:That looks nothing like dear sister.
Quite unlikely it is for such a day to arrive, for myself and my fellow brothers at arms all live our lives by the rules of chivalry. In the unlikely happenstance that it would be so, a challenge of single combat would be in order for my misguided comrade. The two of us would draw swords and let it be that the man with the mightiest sword claim the honor, and the blood of the other.Erronius said:So what would you do if you broke up with your woman and she started dating your best friend? Lock her in a tower? Have her and your now-former BFF beheaded?
No reason for jealously,Usurper to the Throne of the Internets. If my brother Ser Kegkilla faced you on the field of battle he would wear your Internets as a loincloth.Erronius said:At least he isn"t half a man.