Girls who broke your heart thread

Fuck at least Aamina got sloppy 2nds from his wife. Maybe it"s sloppy 8ths? 25ths? I"m not sure.

Lefazz said:

It"s accurate in the respect that if I had grapes falling all over me I"d take them. But I am not going to bother with the effort to go get them.

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it"s fine not to make an effort to get grapes. but you should make an effort to be in a position for those grapes to fall on you. metaphor success?!

You should use a harvester to collect the grapes in massive numbers

Hatorade said:

I have nothing to add other then that girls asshole appears to start exactly where her vagina ends.

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Nothing wrong with that. Double dipping keeps "em awake.

Lefazz said:

I haven"t had sex in over a decade.

Regardless, I"ve had enough sex in the past to realize I can accomplish the same thing on my own without having to deal with all the extra bullshit.

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What extra bullshit? I speak some jokes here and there about women, but I"ll take all of their bullshit twice on Tuesday and thrice on Sunday in exchange for a molecule of any goodness they give, if only fleeting.

Tarrant220 said:

You consider getting laid once for a few days every 6 months as an acceptable way to live?

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Ya I do, so what? I have more money, more happiness, and less stress. For me it is a win win. For you, it means I"m not out there stealing your women.

Lefazz said:

Quite the opposite. The difference is that I don"t constantly need them in my life in order to have some kind of meaning/purpose/happiness OR to resist raping mailboxes.

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How"s your plastic companion working out? More satisfying than mailbox sex?

Man I hate fagos. Keg bro you aint got no room to talk, you are one ugly mofo.

vegetoee said:

Ya I do, so what? I have more money, more happiness, and less stress.

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Despite what this thread may lead you to believe (what with building off your doubtlessly huge knowledge on the topic), not every relationship is a soul-crushing rooming session with the Antichrist.

vegetoee said:

Ya I do, so what? I have more money, more happiness, and less stress. For me it is a win win. For you, it means I"m not out there stealing your women.

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People should factor this in vs women. The money savings can be insane. Surely a single guy can waste his money just as fast as someone dating/in a relationship.

Women will always be here. The sooner you invest in a women, the worse she"ll look when you retire. The sooner you invest your money, the more women you will have when you retire.

WTF kind of min/max idea is that

Tenks said:

WTF kind of min/max idea is that

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Being old and rich will allow for plenty of young tail. Getting hitched young ends you up with an old bag later.

Lefazz said:

Being old and rich will allow for plenty of young tail. Getting hitched young ends you up with an old bag later.

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Are there any rich people who were previously never in a relationship and are rich because of it? It seems like it would make you a mental looney toon being that isolated from intimacy and could never focus on anything.

Tenks said:

Are there any rich people who were previously never in a relationship and are rich because of it? It seems like it would make you a mental looney toon being that isolated from intimacy and could never focus on anything.

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Why do you think "intimacy" has some bearing on a person"s sanity? What a bizarre connection you"re trying to make.

Tenks said:

WTF kind of min/max idea is that

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I dunno but I like it lol.