Long time lurker, I"ll add to the awesomeness of crazy meet on plenty of fish.
So I chat this girl up on PoF a little, talk on to each other on the phone for 20 minutes. Seems normal, a nurse, so she has a decent profession doesn"t smoke, her own house. No abnormal amount of pets. No kids.
We tentatively plan to do something friday because her friend was having a meltdown so said she might have to go help her friend.
1115pm rolls around and shes finished helping her friend out and wants to meet at some dive bar.
Do first in person hellos, order drinks. I swear I heard her order a DOUBLE Vodka and Root beer. WTF kind of drink is that?
First thing she says to me once we sit down is, that shes been drinking a little with her friends. And if she says anything dumb to give her a 2nd chance.
Conversation is going along fine until, out of no where she asks what is my length and girth. Im like lmao wtf are you serious? She was serious. So I said something like play your cards right tonight and you might find out.
We get back to normal first date talk until, she starts talking about how her mom a nurse works with disabled veterans(i"m a veteran) and a lot of them suffer from erectile dysfunction. And she pauses and stares right at me after saying that. And I go So? And than she looks at where my crotch would be under that table. Being slightly offended by such a question. I make the smartass reply "why don"t you put your hand under the table and find out if it works"
At that point she got all offended and said that was a really rude thing to say. I said that question was even more offensive to ask someone just because some vets dicks don"t work, all vets must suffer from it. (Note- I was a communications technician, not a real veteran)
That was pretty much the end of the date. I did give her a 2nd chance at a date, just because I wanted to see how crazy the crazy was, but she never got back to me.