I want to preface this by saying this is a real post. No Andy Kaufman, absolutely zero trolling. This is all directed at
DickTrickle
.
You are, and probably will always be, a little pussy. So let’s get that out of the way first. I normally forget shit when I get hammered, but I woke up laughing at the sound of your sorry ass in voice chat. You are the epitome of a 15 year old liberal snowflake. And I could not have laughed harder when I got you to enter that channel. Not only did you fulfill the stereotype, at the same time you brought the shame of your pitiful existence to light. I always knew you were a gigantic fuck, but hearing it in 7.1 audio surround was, trust me and my dogs, even worse.
Secondly, I hope this thread caught the attention of everyone. Including that fuck
Araysar
. 20 fucking years ago while the both of you were sucking on your moms tit, I was, for 9 weeks, trying to fulfill a dream. I didn’t make it. I’m a washed up football player who probably didn’t belong there anyway but I got lucky. I made all of about 18 grand.
Third, man. You want to piss me off more than anything in actual reality? Since you are bringing this here. The thing that pisses me off most are liars. Dishonest fake fucks like you. You are one grade A piece of shit. Your life is also probably shit, because I cannot imagine actually calling someone out as a liar when you were there front and center in discord and have the balls to post the bullshit you did after.
Then, I smoke the vape. Realize how great my life is. Know that if I would have been on the 53 back then, I may not have ever met my wife. That, to me, is the scariest thing I think about.
I was asking God back then why. He had my back that entire time. That’s how I believe. I had so many curve balls thrown in my face in my life that led me to her, you have no fucking idea and I won’t share them here other than to say there were a lot of fucking curve balls and football was 10% of that toss.
I don’t give a shit what you or anyone thinks. I want you to take this in perspective next time you open your sorry yap.
1) I consider myself a never when it came to the NFL. 2) I’m sure glad it didn’t happen as I wanted back then. My wife is my life. And I’ll never regret one damn thing from what is now 20 fucking years ago, and I sure as fuck, don’t need to prove anything to a fucking kicked in the nut piece of shit Golden spoon sorry ass fuck like you.
This is about as real as it gets with me. Kindly fuck off and with that, I hope you find the love I found. Maybe it will wisen you the fuck up.