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I’ve had some close calls. The worst was also some stomach bug. Went to bed feeling not great but nothing crazy. Woke up around 2am feeling like complete ass, went back to sleep hoping I’d wake up feeling better. 30 minutes later I jolt awake, holding on for dear life trying not to puke and shit myself at the same time. Fortunately held my ass long enough while I puked first so I didn’t have to be face down in a shit-spolosion.