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ToeMissile

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I’ve had some close calls. The worst was also some stomach bug. Went to bed feeling not great but nothing crazy. Woke up around 2am feeling like complete ass, went back to sleep hoping I’d wake up feeling better. 30 minutes later I jolt awake, holding on for dear life trying not to puke and shit myself at the same time. Fortunately held my ass long enough while I puked first so I didn’t have to be face down in a shit-spolosion.
 

moonarchia

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I’ve had some close calls. The worst was also some stomach bug. Went to bed feeling not great but nothing crazy. Woke up around 2am feeling like complete ass, went back to sleep hoping I’d wake up feeling better. 30 minutes later I jolt awake, holding on for dear life trying not to puke and shit myself at the same time. Fortunately held my ass long enough while I puked first so I didn’t have to be face down in a shit-spolosion.
Face down ass up.
 

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Gurgeh

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I had hep A a couple of years ago. Every single acute digestive track disease I've had felt pale in comparison.

It does some very weird shit, and the disease just doesn't exist in the developped world, I had brought it back from Vietnam with a like 3 weeks incubation, so the doctors didn’t immediately recognized it.

The labs try to call me in the middle of night, called my gp as well they were like 'your asat are at 4k dude get your ass to the ER or something’. Spent 5 days unable to get up from my bed then another 2 weeks to recover fully.

I'm not a big of vaccine, but if you spend a significant amount of time in Vietnam, China, Thailand, well anywhere in Asia except japan and Korea, maybe this one is worth it.

Because a very bad food poisining, Gastro or flu are really a walk in the park in comparison.
 

Noodleface

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Yep this is probably it,.makes sense. Some local schools closed because it's so bad.

Also I didn't wake up shitting my pants. I literally shit my pants in my sleep and woke up after the fact.
 

Magimaster

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Yep this is probably it,.makes sense. Some local schools closed because it's so bad.

Also I didn't wake up shitting my pants. I literally shit my pants in my sleep and woke up after the fact.

I'm usually pretty good about missing all of these yearly, but I think I caught one as well. Have had an upset stomach since yesterday; thought it was just something I ate but im thinking it must be one of these. Guess I'll be downing Pepto and water for the next few days till it works its way out of me.
 

alavaz

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I had hep A a couple of years ago. Every single acute digestive track disease I've had felt pale in comparison.

It does some very weird shit, and the disease just doesn't exist in the developped world, I had brought it back from Vietnam with a like 3 weeks incubation, so the doctors didn’t immediately recognized it.

The labs try to call me in the middle of night, called my gp as well they were like 'your asat are at 4k dude get your ass to the ER or something’. Spent 5 days unable to get up from my bed then another 2 weeks to recover fully.

I'm not a big of vaccine, but if you spend a significant amount of time in Vietnam, China, Thailand, well anywhere in Asia except japan and Korea, maybe this one is worth it.

Because a very bad food poisining, Gastro or flu are really a walk in the park in comparison.
When I was a kid my mom got Hep A and almost died. She spent a week in the hospital and didn't fully recover for like 2 months - which felt like a lifetime at 5 years old. The whole family had to get vaccinated of course once they diagnosed it.