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I’ve had some close calls. The worst was also some stomach bug. Went to bed feeling not great but nothing crazy. Woke up around 2am feeling like complete ass, went back to sleep hoping I’d wake up feeling better. 30 minutes later I jolt awake, holding on for dear life trying not to puke and shit myself at the same time. Fortunately held my ass long enough while I puked first so I didn’t have to be face down in a shit-spolosion.
 
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ToeMissile said:
I’ve had some close calls. The worst was also some stomach bug. Went to bed feeling not great but nothing crazy. Woke up around 2am feeling like complete ass, went back to sleep hoping I’d wake up feeling better. 30 minutes later I jolt awake, holding on for dear life trying not to puke and shit myself at the same time. Fortunately held my ass long enough while I puked first so I didn’t have to be face down in a shit-spolosion.
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Norovirus Cases Driven by Ultra-Contagious Variant Are Surging. And Hand Sanitizer Won't Kill It

Norovirus, a stomach bug that causes vomiting and diarrhea, is surging again after a harsh season last winter. Here's what to expect and how to protect yourself.
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I had hep A a couple of years ago. Every single acute digestive track disease I've had felt pale in comparison.

It does some very weird shit, and the disease just doesn't exist in the developped world, I had brought it back from Vietnam with a like 3 weeks incubation, so the doctors didn’t immediately recognized it.

The labs try to call me in the middle of night, called my gp as well they were like 'your asat are at 4k dude get your ass to the ER or something’. Spent 5 days unable to get up from my bed then another 2 weeks to recover fully.

I'm not a big of vaccine, but if you spend a significant amount of time in Vietnam, China, Thailand, well anywhere in Asia except japan and Korea, maybe this one is worth it.

Because a very bad food poisining, Gastro or flu are really a walk in the park in comparison.
 
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Goatface said:
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www.today.com

Norovirus Cases Driven by Ultra-Contagious Variant Are Surging. And Hand Sanitizer Won't Kill It

Norovirus, a stomach bug that causes vomiting and diarrhea, is surging again after a harsh season last winter. Here's what to expect and how to protect yourself.
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Yep this is probably it,.makes sense. Some local schools closed because it's so bad.

Also I didn't wake up shitting my pants. I literally shit my pants in my sleep and woke up after the fact.
 
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Yep this is probably it,.makes sense. Some local schools closed because it's so bad.

Also I didn't wake up shitting my pants. I literally shit my pants in my sleep and woke up after the fact.
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I'm usually pretty good about missing all of these yearly, but I think I caught one as well. Have had an upset stomach since yesterday; thought it was just something I ate but im thinking it must be one of these. Guess I'll be downing Pepto and water for the next few days till it works its way out of me.
 
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Gurgeh said:
I had hep A a couple of years ago. Every single acute digestive track disease I've had felt pale in comparison.

It does some very weird shit, and the disease just doesn't exist in the developped world, I had brought it back from Vietnam with a like 3 weeks incubation, so the doctors didn’t immediately recognized it.

The labs try to call me in the middle of night, called my gp as well they were like 'your asat are at 4k dude get your ass to the ER or something’. Spent 5 days unable to get up from my bed then another 2 weeks to recover fully.

I'm not a big of vaccine, but if you spend a significant amount of time in Vietnam, China, Thailand, well anywhere in Asia except japan and Korea, maybe this one is worth it.

Because a very bad food poisining, Gastro or flu are really a walk in the park in comparison.
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When I was a kid my mom got Hep A and almost died. She spent a week in the hospital and didn't fully recover for like 2 months - which felt like a lifetime at 5 years old. The whole family had to get vaccinated of course once they diagnosed it.
 
Borzak

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My niece and her husband wernt to Iceland for a week. While they were gone my sister watched their two kids for them. Kids got flu sick bad enough one had to go to the hospital. My niece came back after the trip and got sick and had to go to the hospital. My sister got sick and went to the hospital. She wanted to come visit here and I was like NO. All the woman got sick bad the guys just regular sick. My niece has a bad heart so they were worried.

They said bad flu but who knows. This was in Louisiana and my sister said a lot of the kids in school had it bad following Thanksgiving.
 
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Upped my ozempic from 0.25 to 0.50mg and it hit me so hard. I haven't eaten in days. I've forced myself to eat something today and I feel like I ate a fuckin horse.

I know it'll chill up but this ramp up is rough.

Also has my second of third laser eye treatments today. I will be glad when this shit is done because it's miserable.
 
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Upped my ozempic from 0.25 to 0.50mg and it hit me so hard. I haven't eaten in days. I've forced myself to eat something today and I feel like I ate a fuckin horse.

I know it'll chill up but this ramp up is rough.

Also has my second of third laser eye treatments today. I will be glad when this shit is done because it's miserable.
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Hope you feel better soon.
 
Borzak

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Fly from MS to MN and back on a private plane provided by a company I worked for in the past. Meet with umpteen doctors who then gave an "opinion" and made it sound like they voted on it. Got a list of things to do and not do and list of non prescription stuff I could take in addition to prescription stuff.

Shit you not on the non prescription list is Ben Gay. The other non prescription stuff was Voltaren and I didn't find it to do anything except make you greasy. Lot of stuff including some prescriptive stuff I just found it odd Ben gay was on the list, and no - not lately.
 
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