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Zapatta

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Never played any of these strategy cards games before, my nephew is balls deep into Hearthstone, the other day he keeps bugging me and bugging to try it. He makes an me account drops $4.99 for 10 decks opens them and gets 5 legendarys, builds me some decks and I go onto crush 10/10 in casual in that first sitting.

Then I start cursing out my nephew for being a little dick for hooking me into this bullshit. I probably play 30 mins a day now.
 
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Zapatta

Krugman's Fax Machine
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5 legendaries for $5?

My cocaine dealer would be ashamed of himself.

My nephew was a pretty salty that he drew so well from packs not on his account. I told him he's fucked, he used up all his luck on me
 
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What fun to navigate to an endless see of demon warlock!
 
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Leon

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And just as i say i glimmer root a rin first disciple out of the opponent's deck ....hilarity ensued when i blew up his deck and he didn't draw shit to counter it. Feels good man
 
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TJT

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In this meta I'd say the least enjoyable matchup is Big Priest followed by Dragon Priest. No matter what deck you're running.
 
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Quineloe

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In this meta I'd say the least enjoyable matchup is Big Priest followed by Dragon Priest. No matter what deck you're running.
Here's my 1/1 Lich king! Here's my resurrected 8/8 Lich King! Here's my second resurrected 8/8 Lich King! Here's my three Lich kings from spellstone! Here's my second spellstone! Here are two 5/5 Lich kings!

Here's my... regular Lich King played from the hand...
ugh. how mundane.
 
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TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Here's my 1/1 Lich king! Here's my resurrected 8/8 Lich King! Here's my second resurrected 8/8 Lich King! Here's my three Lich kings from spellstone! Here's my second spellstone! Here are two 5/5 Lich kings!

Here's my... regular Lich King played from the hand...
ugh. how mundane.

Along with my 5 board clears!
 
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zzeris

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Since I don't have the cards for the best new decks, still riding with Dragon Raza(quite successfully). I really hate that the new version of jade druid is armor druid. Does druid always need to be the class that can not only ignore fatigue but has all the tools? Tons of top notch card draw. Ridiculous amounts of armor. Lots of free minions now. One of the top 3 DKs. UI. Still looking for their major weakness. Aggro?
 
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brekk

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Does druid always need to be the class that can not only ignore fatigue but has all the tools? Tons of top notch card draw. Ridiculous amounts of armor. Lots of free minions now. One of the top 3 DKs. UI. Still looking for their major weakness. Aggro?

Boards clears. Swipe doesn't cut it versus aggro floods with little creature boosting. Murlocs/Token Druid/Pirates with Captain/Kele'Decks.

Jade and Big Druid are really week to aggro with the necessity to mulligan for ramp cards. If I'm playing against Rogue/Pally I hold onto Wrath for the ping+card draw, but swipe is a rough hold early on.
 
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xzi

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I had a good run going and then

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Uber Uberest

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Someone shoot me a screenshot of the new hotness deck please. Just ran out of arena gold and its time to fucking grind ladder. Fucking thing sucks.
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Someone shoot me a screenshot of the new hotness deck please. Just ran out of arena gold and its time to fucking grind ladder. Fucking thing sucks.

Depends on what you have the cards for, some flavor of aggro is generally best for the ladder grind.
Probably aggro murloc paladin. People could be teching for that deck already, tho.
Maybe aggro face hunter with candleshot, captain/patches, and corridor creeper.
 
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Tenks

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In this meta I'd say the least enjoyable matchup is Big Priest followed by Dragon Priest. No matter what deck you're running.

I despise Duskbreaker. It solves priest's issue with early game board control since you can't really flood he'll just fuck you up with that card.
 
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Brand

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Someone shoot me a screenshot of the new hotness deck please. Just ran out of arena gold and its time to fucking grind ladder. Fucking thing sucks.

Here are a few FotM decks, the aggro Paly deck is great depending on what the Meta is that day. Yesterday it got me in short order from 10 to 5. The Druid Quest deck is fun...It eats up slower and mid range decks. There is another Big Spell with Minions/Dragons deck that I didn't list, but lots seem to like it. The Paly deck bends it over though.

### Jungle Dragon
# Class: Druid
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Mammoth
#
# 1x (0) Moonfire
# 1x (1) Jungle Giants
# 2x (2) Wild Growth
# 2x (2) Wrath
# 2x (3) Jade Blossom
# 1x (4) Branching Paths
# 2x (4) Cursed Disciple
# 2x (4) Oaken Summons
# 2x (4) Swipe
# 1x (4) Twig of the World Tree
# 1x (5) Fatespinner
# 1x (5) Ixlid, Fungal Lord
# 2x (5) Nourish
# 2x (6) Spreading Plague
# 2x (7) Corridor Creeper
# 1x (7) Malfurion the Pestilent
# 1x (9) Alexstrasza
# 1x (9) Malygos
# 1x (10) Kun the Forgotten King
# 2x (10) Ultimate Infestation
#
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### Taunt Version + Nzoth
# Class: Warlock
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Mammoth
#
# 2x (1) Kobold Librarian
# 2x (1) Mistress of Mixtures
# 1x (1) Mortal Coil
# 2x (2) Defile
# 2x (2) Dirty Rat
# 1x (3) Chittering Tunneler
# 2x (3) Stonehill Defender
# 1x (4) Hellfire
# 1x (4) Hooked Reaver
# 2x (4) Lesser Amethyst Spellstone
# 1x (4) Shadowflame
# 1x (5) Possessed Lackey
# 1x (6) Rin, the First Disciple
# 1x (6) Siphon Soul
# 1x (6) Skulking Geist
# 1x (7) Bonemare
# 2x (7) Corridor Creeper
# 2x (8) Twisting Nether
# 2x (9) Voidlord
# 1x (10) Bloodreaver Gul'dan
# 1x (10) N'Zoth, the Corruptor
#
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### Aggro Paladin
# Class: Paladin
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Mammoth
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# 2x (1) Acherus Veteran
# 2x (1) Argent Squire
# 2x (1) Lost in the Jungle
# 1x (1) Patches the Pirate
# 2x (1) Righteous Protector
# 2x (1) Southsea Deckhand
# 2x (2) Dire Wolf Alpha
# 2x (2) Knife Juggler
# 2x (3) Divine Favor
# 2x (3) Rallying Blade
# 2x (3) Unidentified Maul
# 2x (4) Blessing of Kings
# 2x (4) Call to Arms
# 1x (5) Leeroy Jenkins
# 1x (6) Sunkeeper Tarim
# 1x (6) Val'anyr
# 2x (7) Corridor Creeper
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### more taunt big spell
# Class: Mage
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Mammoth
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# 2x (1) Arcane Artificer
# 2x (1) Babbling Book
# 2x (2) Arcanologist
# 2x (2) Doomsayer
# 2x (2) Medivh's Valet
# 2x (2) Raven Familiar
# 2x (3) Ice Block
# 2x (3) Tar Creeper
# 1x (4) Polymorph
# 2x (4) Saronite Chain Gang
# 1x (5) Cabalist's Tome
# 1x (5) Deck of Wonders
# 2x (5) Dragon's Fury
# 1x (6) Aluneth
# 1x (6) Meteor
# 2x (7) Firelands Portal
# 1x (7) Flamestrike
# 1x (9) Dragoncaller Alanna
# 1x (9) Frost Lich Jaina
#
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### Highlander Priest
# Class: Priest
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Mammoth
#
# 1x (0) Silence
# 1x (1) Holy Smite
# 1x (1) Northshire Cleric
# 1x (1) Potion of Madness
# 1x (1) Power Word: Shield
# 1x (2) Bloodmage Thalnos
# 1x (2) Loot Hoarder
# 1x (2) Mind Blast
# 1x (2) Novice Engineer
# 1x (2) Radiant Elemental
# 1x (2) Shadow Visions
# 1x (2) Shadow Word: Pain
# 1x (2) Spirit Lash
# 1x (3) Acolyte of Pain
# 1x (3) Curious Glimmerroot
# 1x (3) Shadow Word: Death
# 1x (4) Duskbreaker
# 1x (4) Kazakus
# 1x (4) Priest of the Feast
# 1x (4) Twilight Drake
# 1x (5) Cobalt Scalebane
# 1x (5) Drakonid Operative
# 1x (5) Raza the Chained
# 1x (6) Dragonfire Potion
# 1x (7) Corridor Creeper
# 1x (7) Prophet Velen
# 1x (7) Psychic Scream
# 1x (8) Primordial Drake
# 1x (8) Shadowreaper Anduin
# 1x (9) Alexstrasza
#
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TJT

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I despise Duskbreaker. It solves priest's issue with early game board control since you can't really flood he'll just fuck you up with that card.

I think priest gets in these spots every few years. They have so much removal options right now for early and late game and Shadow Visions means they don't even need to run two of them right now.

Spirit Lash, tiny potion/horror, duskbreaker, shadow words, psychic scream...

On top of big priest being a huge fuck you deck if they get Barnes out and have resurrection in hand. Their five kinds of fucking res too...
 
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