Horizon 2: Forbidden West

Sludig said:

Fkkkkkk, I was assuming this go around it would release for all?

Playing thru it now, tickled by a few things since it seems to be based on Colorado.

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Yep, the first game's set in Colorado and Utah, with the DLC swinging up into Wyoming.

Ugghhh first game I've really enjoyed in a while outside of maybe valheim, caught myself day dreaming on my commute thinking about a stegasaurus or triceratops robot. Hated it being scripted but the middle earth/ dino riders human crewed robo was cool.

I just wish mounted combat was a little more smooth feasible or you could at least beckon overridden stuff a reasonable distance because what I'm finding most of the time is its useless. Either take a big Saber but nothings nearby or some herd animal that tends to not attack unless somethings ribbing immediately on top of it.

Mist said:

This guy is getting ratio'd harder than anyone in the history of Twitter.

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He's not wrong, seeing stuff for west I felt like she was even chubbier cheeked neanderthal looking. Fan made is better, leave her heavily clothed is fine so the incels don't get sweaty. But even in the first game even you first transition to adult I thought damn she ended up kinda unfortunate.

Mist said:

Guarantee that girl is prettier than any you've ever touched.

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"girl"

Mist said:

She was raised in the woods by a single father in a post-apocalypse, spent literally one night in some place that only barely resembles civilization, before running through a hunt-to-the-death trial, then having her surrogate father member murdered and being sent on a quest to avenge said father and also save what's left of humanity.

Please explain where and when she had time to get made up like she was auditioning for a fake reporter spot on OAN.

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She had the time to eat (a lot) apparently.

As the insufferable twat, i don't care to get into a gamergate episode with you. No one said anything about make up, and her hair is fine, its her best feature. Make up doesn't make up for stronger cheek bones and jaw line than half the dudes I know and given the amount of acrobatics and cardio shouldn't look like her cheeks force daily on a box of twinkies.

Same way no one wants to play a main character dude that would look like some effiminate cuck or couch potato.

Mist said:

Butthurt dudes on the internet are making a really big deal about a 2 second shot where he chin looks fat due to lack of shadows.

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It’s how men judge women. Looks. Welcome to planet earth, how might we serve your transfattiness?

Aloy now looks like Jerry O'Connell from Stand By Me.

mkopec said:

The only thing this feminist bitch needs to forage for is a makeup kit and another cat.

Also WTF is up with the frames on the wall with no pictures in them?

One more thing, today I learned that Mist likes butch dykes with freckles.

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What? You don't hang photos of your loved ones?