Horrible horrible pain.

Zombie poop can't be enjoyable.

Thorne_sl said:

I haven't pooped yet...

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Kuriin is here for you bro.

Yeah, make sure you keep us well informed and up to date on how that all works out too. A lot of people will be worried sick if you don't keep us in the loop!

Azor ahai... Wield your sword of fire

It must have been lupus.

Thorne_sl said:

I haven't pooped yet...

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Make sure you post here before you poop. Try one bathroom first but don't actually poop! Go back to your room and post here again, letting us know what's going on. When you can't hold it any longer, use your in-laws bathroom but not your own. And make sure you take your time getting there.

Then make sure you post at least 6 times while on the toilet.

The advice about using someone else's bathroom is actually probably pretty good advice. First shit in a few days is going to absolutely WRECK that toilet and why have it be yours?

How do we know this isn't his whore wife trying to capitalize on Thorne's newfound fame after her husband died?

When you finally poop you should make a thread titled "Horrible horrible pain"

Dabamf_sl said:

How do we know this isn't his whore wife trying to capitalize on Thorne's newfound fame after her husband died?

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Show of hands. Who has already sent Vicodin filled Xboxs wrapped in cash?

Haha. I was just wondering, jeez! Did they not put you on Colace and Senakot?

chthonic-anemos_sl said:

Show of hands. Who has already sent Vicodin filled Xboxs wrapped in cash?

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Ive already received dick-pix for my shipment.

Zombie meat mail? Bro, I need those for my internet dating profiles. POF bitches love zombie cock.

Thorne_sl said:

I haven't pooped yet...

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The post painkiller poop is always the worst. Feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.

YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BRAINS

After that first shit he's going to have to go back to the hospital for a torn asshole. Good luck!

Gorehack_sl said:

The post painkiller poop is always the worst. Feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.

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...unless you're into that kind of thing. If the internet has taught me nothing else, it's that some people actually like that.

Yes, some people do.

Tuco_sl said:

request accepted.

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For all the flak you guys get, you are the man. Seriously have a good weekend Tuco.