How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

trex

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001001102 said:
Bro, I"ll bet you do. But do you know anything about the human skeletal structure?
eh. i"d be a lot more self-consious abort it if I didn"t know for a fact that I had the most beautiful right foot in the history of the world.

tyen"s boner = penis morgan
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Kirun

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Yutnopash said:
Just amputate the whole goddamn foot. ffs.
This. I think we might have jumped the gun by giving Celebrindal"s lady the foot job.
 

kegkilla

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physiology 101:

jacked up toes like that are a symptom of being a fat ass and you feet"s skeletal structure not being able to properly distribute your body weight.

tyen"s girlfriend is a big fatty *CONFIRMED*

looks like etoille"s got some competition.
 

001001102

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Tyen said:
Confirmed chubby girlfriend
Bro, talk to Aamina some time. He can give you tips on such matters as finding the wet spot after the application of flour, finding a fold and fucking it, or even just fucking the belly button because it"s almost as good and half as rotten-smelling.
 

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I would fuck that leather jacket before I fucked that bitch"s gimped up fattyfoot.
 

001001102

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Tyen, bro... Is she a lady on the streets and a tranny in the sheets?

Are you dating JerleKat?


Edit: 800 posts, fuck yeah.
 

trex

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001001102 said:
But only if it had a jacked up toe and bitten-down/ripped off toenails.
You are disgusting. a. I would eat my boogers before I bit my toe nails and b. I"d hate to see what your goblin feet look like if those are "bitten-down/ripped off toenails."
 

001001102

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Trexmussen said:
You are disgusting. a. I would eat my boogers before I bit my toe nails and b. I"d hate to see what your goblin feet look like if those are "bitten-down/ripped off toenails."
Bro, my toenails taste way better than my boogers. And I really wish my foothair would grow faster. I want to start styling it.