HUGH HEFNER DEAD

brekk said:

Kudos to Hugh. He made millions on sex and women and somehow never came off as a scum bag, or super pimp. He was just the chillest of dudes.

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I really like the guy, but I can't really believe that he never once abused his position as the head of playboy to get with a woman. Even the amazon mini-series about his life you can see he gets kind of drunk on the power he has at a few points. Though I have to admit, knowing that your life is coming to a close and creating a mini series to define your narrative before you die is probably a good idea when you have a history like him. This guy has to have some creepy skeletons in his closet and I'm sure now that he's passed those will start to come out.

But he never really hid much about himself. He just flew it out for the world to see any woman going to the playboy mansion to try to be he'fs girlfriend knew damn well what she was getting into. As long as everybody is fully aware whats going on and consenting to it I say do what you will.

jayrebb said:

Good deal? Wasn't the price extremely exorbitant compared to the actual book value of the property?


anyway RIP to the original fuccboi

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the book value was so bad because Heff let the mansion fall into disrepair. apparently magazine revenue was so bad they had to cut the mansion maintenance to keep it afloat.

Thanks for the mamories.

So what kind of pills do you think Hef took more of in his lifetime, Viagra or Penicillin?

BrutulTM said:

There's zero chance that he wasn't kind of a creep. I'm 40 and I would feel like a total creep sleeping with a 19 year old. This guy was doing it in his 80s.

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They grabbed him by the dick. He let them do it.
Sounds like you are missing certain elements in your life that makes it ok. Piles of cash and good drugs. It's almost like Hollywood!

Gavinmad said:

So what kind of pills do you think Hef took more of in his lifetime, Viagra or Penicillin?

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You honestly think Heff stuck his dick in anything that didn't have 3 different doctors look at first? Why do you think the man lived to 91?

Tripamang said:

I really like the guy, but I can't really believe that he never once abused his position as the head of playboy to get with a woman. Even the amazon mini-series about his life you can see he gets kind of drunk on the power he has at a few points. Though I have to admit, knowing that your life is coming to a close and creating a mini series to define your narrative before you die is probably a good idea when you have a history like him. This guy has to have some creepy skeletons in his closet and I'm sure now that he's passed those will start to come out.

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Outside of literally the entire Playboy empire?

I mean, I feel like that was kind of the whole point.

Kaines said:

You honestly think Heff stuck his dick in anything that didn't have 3 different doctors look at first? Why do you think the man lived to 91?

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Yes, I'm totally sure every single skank he hooked up with during the 60s and 70s was vetted by medical professionals first...

Gavinmad said:

Yes, I'm totally sure every single skank he hooked up with during the 60s and 70s was vetted by medical professionals first...

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You think the owner of the most famous smut magazine on the planet could hide an STD for 30+ years?

Kaines said:

You think the owner of the most famous smut magazine on the planet could hide an STD for 30+ years?

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Gavinmad said:

Yes, I'm totally sure every single skank he hooked up with during the 60s and 70s was vetted by medical professionals first...

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Considering he didn't end up like Michael Douglas or Val Kilmer, he either had them tested or never went down on them.

He would have been at an extremely high risk of oral cancer otherwise considering the number of partners.

or maybe, just maybe the rumors of him fucking every bimbo in the mansion were grossly overstated?