"I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

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Chukzombi

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lol, i thought you were only calling her a whore because an exotic dancer is too fancy a word. i thought she worked a strip club. nevermind then.
 

iannis

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You're forgetting it's Vegas and the area surrounding Vegas.

Whore is an actual job title. But you have to say it like they say it in the soprano's.

I assume they prefer to be called Escorts.

Service Industry Professional.
 

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TheTitlemaxguy said that, on her paperwork, she wrote no place of employment and listed her occupation as "Private Dancer", so he assumed she was an escort. It seems to me that escort means prostitute. Making her biker boyfriend potentially her pimp/protection. To be fair, she could be a charity worker and trying to show the boyfriend the way to Jesus, most of what I say is speculation based on the situation, and her facebook page.
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At this point I'm hoping the car is full of hidden drugs and they just needed to stash the car somewhere while the heat dies down. They wanted the plates back so there's no possibility of the car getting picked from the plates. In 3 months they find you with your guard down and the car back at your place and dismantle it to get their drugs out.

Because at this point, You still have the car... They have the money... If they don't intend to get the car back they'd just send the title... Otherwise they plan on getting it back somehow.

At this point if you don't own your house, just move and start harassing the crap out of them. At least make them change their phone numbers etc.
 

BrutulTM

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TheTitlemaxguy said that, on her paperwork, she wrote no place of employment and listed her occupation as "Private Dancer", so he assumed she was an escort. It seems to me that escort means prostitute. Making her biker boyfriend potentially her pimp/protection. To be fair, she could be a charity worker and trying to show the boyfriend the way to Jesus, most of what I say is speculation based on the situation, and her facebook page.
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You should really try to hire her once it's all worked out. You hear people talking about hate fucking but how many people actually get to do it?
 

Itlan

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Just let the internet do it's thing. Seriously. Let 4chan take care of this, and let the hilarity ensue.
 

BrutulTM

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You should really try to hire her once it's all worked out. You hear people talking about hate fucking but how many people actually get to do it?
I just picture him giving it to her and screaming "Take it you worthless junkie whore! You're retarded meathead boyfriend is going back to prison and you're going to die toothless in a gutter and I will driver your Ford Focus to the cemetery and peel out on your graaaaaaaave!" It would make a good youtube video.
 

iannis

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Peel out on your grave is what makes that joke work. It would just be hateful without that.

I laughed.
 

Burnesto

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So she's having her kid that's probably 13 or less handling her mail. AKA you're not getting a title.

Brandi got you good.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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You should ask johnny49 for some advice on how to deal with the whore. maybe you can even get him to give her aids.;
 

moonarchia

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You're forgetting it's Vegas and the area surrounding Vegas.

Whore is an actual job title. But you have to say it like they say it in the soprano's.

I assume they prefer to be called Escorts.

Service Industry Professional.
Well that puts the SIP protocol in a whole new light.
 

lurkingdirk

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No title. Nothing has changed. Can't antagonize the douche bags.

I'm pretty sure you'd get a couple hundred dollars scrapping the car for waste metal.
 

bixxby

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Did you have to remind me of that fucked up story?
Fucked up stories are the best stories. Treasure it, one day you can tell your grandkids about the time you read a man's adventure about giving his wife the herpes.
 

Tanoomba

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I keep checking this thread in hopes of some kind of closure, for an "I got the title, guys!" statement, but it never comes.












It never comes.
 

Dis

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Passiveness? What would you suggest? I debated getting all my friends together and showing up with weapons, but then I remembered that all of my friends play dungeons and dragons, and would show up with historically accurate display sabers and such, and it just didn't seem like it would cause the desired result.
This sir was funny
 
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