Indiana Jones 5 (2020)

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Drinsic

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haha he ducked and people kept shooting at where he was without adjusting their aim a single bit lmao hilarious
 
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TJT

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At least it's way more in the spirit of the old films.
 
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spronk

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at least the de-aging CGI looks pretty good, but man that trailer had more quick action cuts than a Liam Neeson scene

also lol at de-aging Harrison Ford everywhere but poor Sallah only gets to look old
 

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The de-age does look nice in the trailer. One thing I noticed is a lot of the Ancient Ruin stuff seems Greek-like. I saw an interesting theory online that the "Dial of Destiny" may involve the Antikythera Mechanism. I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up there is some Atlantis connection and the Mechanism is revealed to be some manner of time travel device when working properly. Nazis involved could be them trying to use the device to change history so they win WW2?

 
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The deaging was obvious and more importantly, it doest deage his mannerisms and ability. The dude is an 80 year old cosplaying a 50 year old.
 
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Drinsic

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Why have you done this?
scared men GIF by South Park
 
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You know there's a cut of the film where 1940s Indiana Jones dies, Old Indiana Jones fades away and tells Phoebe Waller Bridge to carry on his legacy. She then puts on the hat and the John Williams music plays.

THEN SHE FLIES AROUND LIKE CAPTAIN MARVEL BLASTING ALL THE NAZIS

The after-credits scene teases her going to the Temple of Doom.
 
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Chukzombi

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You know there's a cut of the film where 1940s Indiana Jones dies, Old Indiana Jones fades away and tells Phoebe Waller Bridge to carry on his legacy. She then puts on the hat and the John Williams music plays.

THEN SHE FLIES AROUND LIKE CAPTAIN MARVEL BLASTING ALL THE NAZIS

The after-credits scene teases her going to the Temple of Doom.
just the fact that his female co lead is not a love interest, but a goddaughter, tells you so much where this is all going. 4 films, love interest in every one but this one. you see young and old Indies, you know they meet up using time travel. because there are nazis and WW2 era vehicles. the only thing not shown so far is the hat swap.
 
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Chukzombi

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there are also roman soldiers which suggests that whomever here suggested the Mcguffin is the Antikitherya mechanism is spot on.

Phoebe Waller-Bridge is seen on the set of Indiana Jones 5 for the FIRST time as she drags Harrison Ford out of a ditch in Sicily beside a boat-full of Roman gladiators... as rumours emerge the sequel will feature TIME TRAVEL​

By Andrew Bullock For Mailonline

Published: 12:17 EST, 14 October 2021 | Updated: 13:21 EST, 14 October 2021
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the AM was an ancient greco/roman invention.
 

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What if all of Kanye's Jew hating, Hitler loving antics are about promoting this new movie? He is the super Nazi villain at then end of the movie?
 
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Kaige

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They will retro some dumb shit in where time is changed and she will become his actual daughter.
 

Cybsled

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here are also roman soldiers which suggests that whomever here suggested the Mcguffin is the Antikitherya mechanism is spot on

Actually, it would be pretty funny if they end up in Ancient Rome and the Nazis all fanboy over it, before realizing Germany back then were Saxxons/Goths/etc and the Romans kill them as a result of them being Barbarian scum
 

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You know there's a cut of the film where 1940s Indiana Jones dies, Old Indiana Jones fades away and tells Phoebe Waller Bridge to carry on his legacy. She then puts on the hat and the John Williams music plays.

THEN SHE FLIES AROUND LIKE CAPTAIN MARVEL BLASTING ALL THE NAZIS

The after-credits scene teases her going to the Temple of Doom.

Test audiences loved it.
 
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Indy goes back in time. Young Indy dies. Old Indy vanishes. Nazis go on to seize control of the Ark and rule the world. The end.