Indiana Jones 5 (2020)

DickTrickle said:

How dare you actually watch the film, you monster. This thread is for hate circle jerking.

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No, no, we circle jerk at FOH for all moods, not just hate. There is great joy here as well, in seeing Disney fall flat on its face and get dragged along the road for a few blocks.

moonarchia said:

No, no, we circle jerk at FOH for all moods, not just hate. There is great joy here as well, in seeing Disney fall flat on its face and get dragged along the road for a few blocks.

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and we will celebrate next with a circle jerk over Barbie, a chick flick pushing Haunted Mansion into the mud. the best one will be when the Marvels mysteriously bombs and then they blame men for not seeing it.

Chukzombi said:

and we will celebrate next with a circle jerk over Barbie, a chick flick pushing Haunted Mansion into the mud. the best one will be when the Marvels mysteriously bombs and then they blame men for not seeing it.

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*pats trunk* This baby can hold soooo many racist misogynists!

And that was that.

lgarthy said:

Best thing I've ever seen at Applebees was a really drunk guy vomiting into the salad bar.

The staff immediately cleared the salad bar area, took out MOST of the stuff that was vomited in/near. They pulled the salad dressings out of the slots, and then wiped down the case, They then put BACK the salad dressings; one of which, the Russian dressing, had some vomit-shrapnel across it. The solution to that dilemma was not to replace the Russian dressing, but just stir the vomit into it so it kind-of disappeared.

Yum!

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in my youth worked at a salad bar for almost a year, dressing pots are always nasty. policy was to replace them when low, but way easier just to dump more in, so end up with some freaky looking nastiness in the bottom.

Goatface said:

in my youth worked at a salad bar for almost a year, dressing pots are always nasty. policy was to replace them when low, but way easier just to dump more in, so end up with some freaky looking nastiness in the bottom.

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Buffets are a horror show, full stop. Enjoy your shit contaminated food because out of the 10 previous people to handle those tongs, only 50% of them washed their hands after wiping their ass, and some jackasses have defiantly tossed those tongs all the way into the food tray when they were done, multiple times in the last hour.

Whatever, the quality of Mangold's work on average is better than most directors and he's had some genuine gems (Logan, Ford vs. Ferrari, 3:10 to Yuma). Don't be a victim of the moment.

lgarthy said:

Maybe that made us stronger...
Men were men at Beefsteak Charlies. Especially with the enlesss pitchers of beer and wine (even if you were only 16 or 17).

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germs wasnt shit back in the day. all us kids shared our food and drinks. hell, we used to do that as young adults too. nobody cared. now people put hand wipes on shopping carts because they're afraid of the person who used it before them.

DickTrickle were you one of the "eww no. it has cooties on it" kids?

Chukzombi said:

DickTrickle were you one of the "eww no. it has cooties on it" kids?

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No, but I'm not some luddite who thinks germs are make believe. You would have been one of the doctors who shit on Semmelweis for suggesting they wash their hands.

DickTrickle said:

No, but I'm not some luddite who thinks germs are make believe. You would have been one of the doctors who shit on Semmelweis for suggesting they wash their hands.

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kids have amazing immune systems and can conquer most shit and be stronger for it. i had a nasty peanut allergy as a kid, but i powered through it because i loved me some PB & J sammiches. i no longer have a peanut allergy. exposing kids to germs does work. i'm not talking about deadly sicknesses. i mean just your average colds we had back in the day. other kids got jealous because you could stay home and watch TV.

Burns said:

Buffets are a horror show, full stop. Enjoy your shit contaminated food because out of the 10 previous people to handle those tongs, only 50% of them washed their hands after wiping their ass, and some jackasses have defiantly tossed those tongs all the way into the food tray when they were done, multiple times in the last hour.

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And that's why they are vanishing from the planet. Shitty food prepared by meth addicts in places with zero sanitation standards. This is probably why supermarkets no longer offer DIY food service...and they have to deal with pigs grabbing utensils and the like.

I just looked at the review for the last remaining diner buffet in the city. Mostly 1 star reviews. What a shock!

lgarthy said:

Best thing I've ever seen at Applebees was a really drunk guy vomiting into the salad bar.

The staff immediately cleared the salad bar area, took out MOST of the stuff that was vomited in/near. They pulled the salad dressings out of the slots, and then wiped down the case, They then put BACK the salad dressings; one of which, the Russian dressing, had some vomit-shrapnel across it. The solution to that dilemma was not to replace the Russian dressing, but just stir the vomit into it so it kind-of disappeared.

Yum!

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My favorite moment from the military that had nothing to do with the military happened at Applebee's. It was a no fly/training day so we usually took a long lunch and just called it a day after that, so me and another dude went to Applebee's. Had our food and some guy was at the bar getting drunk. Nothing out of the ordinary. Eventually though he stands up, lets out what I can only describe as a mix of a roar/battle cry, sits back down on his stool for maybe two seconds, then just fucking faceplants on the floor out cold. One of the funniest fuckin things I've ever seen. Of course us being good airmen we basically said "huh, that sucks" and went back to eating our food. Paramedics were there shortly and had to wheel his fat ass out. Oh yeah guess I forgot to mention this guy might have been 6' on a good day but easily north of 300 lbs.

Szlia said:

When I left the theater I asked myself this: In this type of US-made action-adventure movies with a dash of comedy, when was the last time I have seen something as well made as this? Maybe the last good Pirates of the Caribbean so... At World's End in 2007? And even if for some reason you count the Uncharted Games, the 4th one is from 2016. Very enjoyable movie.

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lol, quality shitpost right here

Racism and sexism is why this film is failing, if those Trump supporters just let go of their hatred and embraced the diversity of this film it could succeed.

Just saw the film

Significantly better than Crystal Skull

Overall enjoyable movie. I kept wondering just how the Dial was going to function exactly: does it literally make you time travel, does it just affect the past indirectly, would it turn out to be just a sort of looking glass in time?

Hits all the beats an Indiana film should with the exception of Indy fighting a big guy (for obvious reasons). Really don't get why Skull didnt use the formula to the same degree.

Obviously, because of the reshoots, the ending DOES feel tacked on, but it's more satisfying than what they prob had planned.


What can I say? I'm not thrilled with a lot of what Disney puts out, but this was a fun watch.

high 7/10, not only better than Crystal Skull but better than Episodes 8 and 9

the most unbelievable thing in the movie was believing some dude in the 60s would thirst after PWB



ah yes, those classic tit-less beauty lines that middle eastern men lust after

or is the joke that she looks like a goat cuz then they nailed it