J49: An Erotic Life

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Onoes

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It's not really that much of a necro to bring the thread back up, he posted in the Marriage thread the other day about how his wife has demanded counseling or a divorce, so there arrrrre definitely updates to be had.
 
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Xarpolis

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Zrazzt was a great necro. I helped him get the world first duck stick. I, on the other hand, got the world 4th Wizard Epic. Cazic skin was so rare. It actually dropped on a random pick up fear raid that I attended. There were 6 wizards present, and freakishly, I rolled a 100 with /random. Good shit, those memories.
 
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Oblio

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J49 is Now J58..fuck time flies

Can't wait for J69!

Last time I really dove deep on your story iirc, your wife was feeling guilty for her lack of sexual attention toward you and started doubling her efforts in that department. How long did that last?
 
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Johnny53

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Can't wait for J69!

Last time I really dove deep on your story iirc, your wife was feeling guilty for her lack of sexual attention toward you and started doubling her efforts in that department. How long did that last?
She makes sure i cum everyday, sometimes twice, her dirty talk game is really good now , and she claims to love sucking my cock, which she tries to do daily, unless i am not feeling good
 
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Julian The Apostate

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She makes sure i cum everyday, sometimes twice, her dirty talk game is really good now , and she claims to love sucking my cock, which she tries to do daily, unless i am not feeling good
You have a way of falling in shit and coming out smelling like roses. So you just going to let all those nice whores starve? Did your cash stash run out? Are you only faithful when you’re out of kick back money? So many questions Johnny.

lol did anyone else notice that 49 years old seemed a lot older when J49 first started posting lol
 
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Zzen

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Certainly not the ending that early readers of this saga expected.

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DickTrickle

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With that kind of outcome I know what I have to do now.... Fuck a bunch of dead end whores repeatedly until my wife becomes completely subservient to my dick. Thanks for laying out the blueprint!
 
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Aaron

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If it weren't for the endless pics back in the day, that last statement of his would have guaranteed I'd have thought him a troll.
 

j00t

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so uh... who's the one taking pictures of your wife and sending them to you?
 
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Zaara

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So you put on some porn (midget hunchback masker porn?), walked out of the room, had her take that picture for you and send it?

Ok
 
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Falstaff

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Why'd you redact her name in your phone as "Mother of Dragons"? Did you think we would laugh at you even more?
 
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Johnny53

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I took the photo...it is on her phone also along with other pics from that evening, she sends them to me as a reminder of what i have at home
 
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