J49: An Erotic Life

It's like foler is just trying to plug whatever the database is.

Wife browses the forum is my guess.

Behemoth said:

Saw this Burger King sign and thought of this thread

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did you post this before or after the hooker in florida was busted for trying to get $20 and some chicken mcnuggets for a blowjob?

I went into one of those adult theaters the other day. It had been years since I'd been in one, but I figured, what the hell, I need to knock one out and $10 for some strange porn to watch aint a bad deal.

So when I walk into the back, there's this older dude standing in the doorway of booth 1, and when he sees me, he tries to maintain eye contact and starts furiously dropping his pants. I say furiously because his face had a slight frown on it like he was concentrating. I looked away and immediately all the J49 stories started flooding back to me. I wondered if I'd find a smack whore getting getting her ass cleaned in one of the booths. Then I worried that I'd walk into an unlocked booth and find another dude like this old guy who's goal in life was to have someone to watch him jerk off. So I entered my booth cautiously, keeping my eyes up. When I saw it was empty, I checked the walls for glory holes. Didn't want no surprise dicks poking through the wall at me.

So while i'm flipping through the channels, doing my thing, someone knocks on my door 3 different times. A little harder each time. I'm pretty sure it's the old dude, but only because he seems to be wandering the hallway. When I leave, he's out there again, he runs to booth 1 and starts furiously trying to whip out his dick again. I mean, I aint even mad at the guy, I'm just laughing. That's the kinda thing you gotta expect when you go into those places. But damn, it was funny. It was totally worth having to throw away the semen stained shoes on the way out. Next time I'm going to bring a black light.

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