John Wick: Chapter 3 (2019)

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quick, name a hot black actress in 2019
(not some singer or celebrity like a kardashian)
Good point, only one that came to my mind with a couple of minutes to think was Paula Patton and don't think she's done anything in a while and probably wouldn't pull the role off even as well as Berry.
 

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quick, name a hot black actress in 2019
(not some singer or celebrity like a kardashian)

The two from StrarTrek, the goober from discovery or the new hally barry everyone loves her zoe whatever from the reboot kelvin trek movies
 
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Danai Gurira, she could have played Michonne 2.0, carving people up.
 
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The two from StrarTrek, the goober from discovery or the new hally barry everyone loves her zoe whatever from the reboot kelvin trek movies
bitch you can't even name drop em.

also them bitches ain't got no boobs
 
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And holy shit I forgot Speed which I watched 1000x lol
This is what stands out about Keanu. Speed, Matrix and John Wick are some of the most rewarchable movies around. He doesn’t have the volume of acting credits, but damn if those 3 aren’t perfect. They make you forget about trash like Johnny Pneumonic.
 

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People naming Keanu movies and no mention of Johnny Mnemonic. Bunch a faggots up in here.
 
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Asshat wormie

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It was mentioned four posts ago. I believe in the same sentence as the word trash.
Oh yeah there it is. Who reads on this shit board anyway? Also, greatest movie ever.
 
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Keanu isn't our modern day action star, and neither is fucking Tom Cruise. They are both our late stage golden age action stars who have managed to hold onto relevancy, unlike Bruce Willis, Arnold, and Stallone. If Reeves showed up in an Expendables movie I would be heavily offended.

John Wick is the only modern movie that has hit the right tempo for an action movie that we haven't seen since the late 90's. Even the 2nd one was brilliant with its action, cinematagrophy. All its really missing is a plethora of one liners, but we all remember "with a fucking pencil".
 
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Constantine remains my top guilty pleasure movie of all time. I've watched that movie a dozen times, love it love it, and I don't care how much he varies from the graphic novel source material.

Best on screen Satan of all time as well. Even better than the South Park movie, although him boning Saddam Hussein makes it a close second.

Anyway, I was a little shook by Halle Berry as well, but she is at least decent eye candy. What was that horrible movie she was in with Hugh Jackson and Travolta about the hackers? She was toight in that bikini.
 
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Action movies with main character dying: Iron Eagle 2. In the first goddamn 5 minutes they ruined the series.
 

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Remember when they killed Steven Seagal? The movie was still good-ish. Halle Berry was even in it.
 

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Remember when they killed Steven Seagal? The movie was still good-ish. Halle Berry was even in it.
Executive Decision. Great movie in large part due to early Seagal death.
 
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Remember when they killed Steven Seagal? The movie was still good-ish. Halle Berry was even in it.

I think any movie they kill Steven Seagal would make me really enjoy it. Can you find a clip of the scene, I’d just be fine with watching that part a few times.