This movie sucked and made me want to vomit, mostly because so many people thought it was good. I feel like there's some sort of exhilarating feeling of watching a young douche succeed in a world where old white dudes are failing that's blinding everyone to this film's shittasticness. During the scene where he was brought into a school full of stereotypical rich white butt hole dudes I told my wife "Ok, this is where he does really well and beats out most of the dudes, but at the end the girl ends up winning and the other white guy while he fails, but then gets brought back to save the world and becomes a Kingsman AFTERALL!"
Well, it didn't exactly unfold like that, but pretty fucking close. Also, that bitch with metal knife feet sneaking up on dudes and slicing them open? Really? Ole champion tap dancer is sneaking up on super soldiers?
Throw in the 10,000 point blank machine gun bursts that Eggo Waffle miraculously dodged and you have yourself a retarded ass movie.
Glad so many people liked it, but don't really see where you were coming from. Enjoyed Jack Ryan more and had no expectations for that shit.