Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread
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Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
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We just don't get it. Aspiritualcomet is going to strike the earth. We're going to be living in aspiritualapocalypse.
Which means I'm going to be forced to eat babies to survive.
Which means I'm going to be forced to eat babies to survive.
I don't think god cares enough to kill us all and take us into his bosom, i think he wants us to suffer.
hodj
Vox Populi Jihadi
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Lumie, by this point if a comet was going to strike the Earth, everyone in the Northern hemisphere would be able to see it.
Care to offer explanations why your predictive capabilities have utterly failed again?
Will this failure of your worldview lead you to review your other irrational beliefs, such as your disbelief in evolution, or your assertions that cancer is caused by acidic blood?
Or are you going to just barrel forward headfirst down the retard rabbit hole and double down on this stuff?
Remember, you said this was your last prediction, so revising it now is unacceptable.
Care to offer explanations why your predictive capabilities have utterly failed again?
Will this failure of your worldview lead you to review your other irrational beliefs, such as your disbelief in evolution, or your assertions that cancer is caused by acidic blood?
Or are you going to just barrel forward headfirst down the retard rabbit hole and double down on this stuff?
Remember, you said this was your last prediction, so revising it now is unacceptable.
Skanda
I'm Amod too!
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Obviously, you stupid person, it is traveling faster than the speed of light. This means it will slam into us and we won't even know it since we still won't be able to see it until impact.
Dumb ass.
Eomer
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Bring guns, please. I take back my namby pamby support for reasonable gun control in light of the impending cometpocalypse.
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Xeldar
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