Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

It already started, but I forgot to open a window and now I'm stuck on the ceiling. The ceiling fan is spinning inches away from my face and it is quite brisk. Please send help.

Can I get an ETA on this? I need to know if I should even bother with a meeting later.

So I got hit by an acorn thrown by a squirrel. Does that count as a comet?

Abefroman_sl said:

Can I get an ETA on this? I need to know if I should even bother with a meeting later.

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depends on where you work. If you're in finance there's zero chance your bosses will be raptured so it's best to show up.

I got laid at 1201am PST sept. 23 by a big titted redhead and the world didn't end. good 30th birthday.

End of the world theme songs. Post 'em.

https://youtu.be/unRldLdllZ8

Brikker_sl said:

I got laid at 1201am PST sept. 23 by a big titted redhead and the world didn't end. good 30th birthday.

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Pics or it didn't happen!

Troll_sl said:

So I got hit by an acorn thrown by a squirrel. Does that count as a comet?

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Depends, did it leave a welt?

Also good for the Islamapocalypse in Europe!

How can this not be one of the first?

I was cleaning up around the property and I found an old hunting regulations sign under the dirt/leaf fall. There was a salamander on the letter 'C' in the word Contact.

Lizard Aliens stopped the comet, will contact the population of the planet to bring about a new world order.

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We should vote on how long a lumie should be defined as: the average unit of time between alleged apocalypses.