Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Noodleface_sl said:

Only with certain things, like TV. I don't really watch much TV so if I do I prefer it to be high quality stuff (GOT,Stranger Things, etc.). I don't just watch TV for the sake of it like she seems to sometimes.

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The show on Netflix? It's good?

Perhaps I'll marathon it this weekend.

It's incredible.

I've long called Khane "Costanza"

Maybe his new name should be Khanestanza, but then it sounds like part of a poem

Khane_sl said:

I feel like my example in your quote is way more of a reason to stay away than yours is. You crazy fuck!

Also, who has tetanus in Africa? Do they even have metal in Africa yet?

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Tetanus does not necessarily come from metal, rusty metal just tends to be a good habitat that also facilitates puncture wounds. Dumbass.

Cad_sl said:

It's not so much the TV shows or not everyone has their thing, it's her reaction to you pushing back a little that would have me worried.

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If I hadn't dealt with his intricacies for 8 years I'd probably be upset, maybe I'd even try to calm her down. Instead I just played video games. Ain't got no time in the day for her bullshit. Even when I talked to her the next day I told her she was being unreasonable.

Picasso_sl said:

Tetanus does not necessarily come from metal, rusty metal just tends to be a good habitat that also facilitates puncture wounds. Dumbass.

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Well, in your example she would have to get herself pregnant, or take a supplement that made her lactate, then she would have to go to Africa and specifically look for Tetanus victims, and then regardless of age put their mouth on her tits as if that was going to cure their Tetanus somehow.

You're a lunatic if you wouldn't walk away from that bro.

Noodleface_sl said:

It's incredible.

I've long called Khane "Costanza"

Maybe his new name should be Khanestanza, but then it sounds like part of a poem

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Let's be very clear about this. I am nothing like Costanza. If the family "laws" in this country weren't so fucking outrageous and cause for such huge concern I would likely be married by now.

Financial concerns are very literally the only reason I am still single. And it sadly has nothing to do with the women I was dating and everything to do with how fucked up the entire family court system is in the US.

EDIT: Well I guess it has at least a little do with the women I was dating because they made so much less money than me and I was afraid that they could steal my entire livelihood from me if they ever got bored or angry with me.

I'm just amazed I mention Khane and he was immediately summoned to the thread.

What to do with my newfound superpowers...

She had just surrogated a child for Gabby Giffords and was a volunteer for a research project on maternal tetanus antibody vectors

Picasso_sl said:

She had just surrogated a child for Gabby Giffords and was a volunteer for a research project on maternal tetanus antibody vectors

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What does any of this have to do with coffee?

Be a beta loser and marry a woman that outearns you, dummies.

Picasso_sl said:

Be a beta loser and marry a woman that outearns you, dummies.

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I wish. I've been looking forever.

I still work asshole

mkopec_sl said:

Fuck that I could never relinquish control like that. I dont know, maybe im just too old school for that shit but feeling like a loser stay at home daddy doing laundry is just not my thing.

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Making less =/= stay at home dad.

What the fuck?

You on crack. If I could stay at home and not work I'd rather do that than work everyday.