Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Noodleface said:

The weird thing is zaara lives literally down the street from me

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Well?

Don't insult upstanding members of this community

What about the ones laying down or kneeled over?

They're doing someone a service, we shouldn't insult those people either

Some girls get off on being called whores though.

Well, I mean I assume. I like it at least.

My wife got extremely upset at me yesterday because I voted against the California measure to ban GMO's.

Hippies, man =/

I'm usually pretty reserved. Now I've never called my wife a whore but I got pretty disturbingly graphic the other day during intercourse and it seemed really get her going quite a bit more.

Tyen graphic or porno graphic?

Noodleface said:

I'm usually pretty reserved. Now I've never called my wife a whore but I got pretty disturbingly graphic the other day during intercourse and it seemed really get her going quite a bit more.

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Dirty talk is a huge factor of good sex IMO

Tarrant said:

I'm picturing something along the lines of....

"You, person who sleeps around and has low self worth, you enjoy my penis in your vagina? You like this intercourse?? I was of the mind that you did!"

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"Yeah you like that you fucking retard?"

Hahaha... oh man.

consensus said:

I used that once and got slapped.

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Set and setting. Also actual whores don't like being called that, maybe you could soften it up to 'trollop', or 'slag', or 'floozy.' Noodle and Tarrant got it right.

Izo said:

Future plans, maybe? How old are your ovaries?

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They're 29. Somewhere down the line I would like to have a son, mostly because I think he'd be an awesome dad.

Sorry about no RR titties. I already got Database'd once and Trex pretty much has the B-cup market covered for you guys.

trex said:

Dirty talk is a huge factor of good sex IMO

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Zaara where can I find whores around here anyways? And I don't mean fall river or Taunton

One of the guys that I work with sticks his dick into anything that moves. Constantly on Tindr/Snapchat. Today he was singing the praises of 'white Westport sluts.' Start there?

I got married in Westport, i suppose there could be whores there

Zaara said:

Sorry about no RR titties. I already got Database'd once and Trex pretty much has the B-cup market covered for you guys.

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You'll get The Database^TM'd again if you ever refer to it as "database'd" again