Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Cad said:

You wouldn't believe how many guys think going down on women is nasty somehow or that they don't really have to do it... or worse they do it but have no idea how to do it and don't care.

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I have literally never met a straight man in my life who said this. Who doesnt want a face full of pussy? Which is why the hesitation from straight women to go down is so puzzling.

Khane said:

Let's talk about "full porn BJs". Are we talking choke on a cock until snot comes out of her nose porn BJ or slow and sultry Fellucia blow porn BJ?

That whole gag bit was never a turn on for me.

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Im talking slow and sultry but then the heather deep throat stuff where she would go up and down and swallow the whole cock in like 0.5 seconds. Also she likes to give a lengthwise lick and tiny kisses. That part doesn't do much physical but it adds to the experience.

Noodleface said:

Im talking slow and sultry but then the heather deep throat stuff where she would go up and down and swallow the whole cock in like 0.5 seconds. Also she likes to give a lengthwise lick and tiny kisses. That part doesn't do much physical but it adds to the experience.

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Pretty easy when its that small.

...But, wouldn't being connected by 4 equal length sides force them to be 90degree angles?

Big_w_powah said:

...But, wouldn't being connected by 4 equal length sides force them to be 90degree angles?

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Think if you took a square and pushed on a corner until it became a diamond

Big_w_powah said:

...But, wouldn't being connected by 4 equal length sides force them to be 90degree angles?

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It would force them into being a parallelogram.

Fuck it...I'm IT, not a geometry teacher.

Big_w_powah said:

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Pretty easy when its that small.

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I knew it was coming


Just like your mom last night heheheheheeheheh

Cad said:

No, we both do oral as part of our routine foreplay and build up. Nearly every time.

She usually will give me a blowjob to completion while she's on her period. Best way to accomplish this? Push her in a closet at a party once in a while and eat her pussy until she comes. Let her know you love it to see her enjoy it. She'll return the favor. I think what kills blowjobs is guys are like "dude going down on chicks is for squares" but then expect blowjobs. It's not a tit for tat thing but if you're eating her out every time and making her come like a crazy person she's going to want to help you out as well.

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I would use her pussy as a face rest if she would let me. However, for me to even be allowed to go down on her, she has to REALLY be in the mood (for it) and have to have had a shower right before the act. Now once I'm down there, I make her toes curl, which I always hope that it convinces her to let me dine more often. However, it's still spotty at best She just likes penetration first and foremost and wants the D, and feels like foreplay is a hindrance to the main event.

Things with the new girl are great, no signs of crazy yet. Still soon though, will report back on that in a few months.

However, I anticipate things getting dicey tomorrow with the ex and how we plan on handling the new apartment we invested in last spring. She seems to be under the impression that what we have is the cash we put down on the new place rather than the 10% stake with the locked in duty to buy that we actually have. Given that the place has already gone up 6.2% in the 2 quarters since we've owned it, and it won't be ready for 9 more months, it is worth a fuck ton more as an investment than the current cash value (with the 6.2% increase). I think she thinks she can just buy me out right now for that current cash value.

I built a detailed calculator in excel that takes into account everything I could think of including the sales costs and how much it would cost me to hold paper on the place for 4 months (an overestimate). Even given those costs, with a 50% stake I stand to net several 10s of thousands of USD come October at market value even if it under-performs in the next 9 months as compared to the last 6.

I really don't think she understands this concept at all and I don't think she is going appreciate me saying we should just sell it or she needs to buy me out at fair market value in October as she had planned on living there. I am flexible on the numbers, but not in the very large amounts we are talking about here.

Edit: misread