Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Khane said:

Why am I included in this conversation? I've been dating someone for 6 months. I'm practically married.

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No wonder he's gone soft

Omi43221 said:

No wonder he's gone soft

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Pun intended?

Mrs. Gravy said:

That is a particularly creepy thought. Please redirect me with something shiny.

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Still got a lot of desensitizing to go I see

Mrs. Gravy said:

It was the adopting hedgehogs part that caught my attention. They are so cute! The rest of it, I immediately discarded.

I have a date planned with Mr. Goodbar tomorrow night. Wish me luck.

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a_skeleton_02 turned her into someone who can't accept the love of a human since she is so ugly inside that no human could love her in her eyes; So she leeches off someone while going zombie mode with a dick in her mouth twice a week, and sees animal companions as the only things that can love her, because they can't see her flaws that a_skeleton_02 showed her ever so clearly.

You have to read between the lines.

Also, make him wake up dehydrated.

Or just put a few Gatorades by the bed/couch/kitchen counter.

Big_w_powah said:

Pun intended?

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Yes.....but he is totally redeemed now in my eyes. I didn't know what fellucia blow was.

I feel much shame now.

a_skeleton_02 said:

no you're fine, he's just an aspie..

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I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I!?

Ok, maybe it's been a while Mrs. Gravy.. but if that's the case, that dudes penis is weirdly shaped.

iannis said:

Ok, maybe it's been a while Mrs. Gravy.. but if that's the case, that dudes penis is weirdly shaped.

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Or he has enormous testicles? Bike seats did always look like a twig and berries.

This thread is currently simultaneously entertaining, horrifying, and confusing. I'm just going to sit in the corner and jack off and see what happens.