Noodleface
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Zaara brought this on herself when she posted a pic of an ice cream place 1 minute from my house. Now I wear trench coats and led Zeppelin shirts
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Noodleface
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Noodleface
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Zaara
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TrollfaceDeux
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Grumpus
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I had the most erotic experience the other day with my wife. Not sure if i'm alone on this new fetish.
So i'm having a Epson salt bath because my hips have been killing me. Had X-ray's, MRI all that shit. This is serious hip pain, no fucking around. Haven't had sex in a week because I cant thrust my dick without being in excruciating pain.
Wife comes in the bathroom. I jokingly tell her to wash me because I am a decrepit old man. She washes my back with a wash cloth because shes dope and game. Instant massive throbbing erection. I tell her to wash my hair, she starts washing my hair. Grabs my dick. I'm ready to have a fucking seizure.
Unfortunately she had to leave because our son woke up.
Hottest thing ever. Would let her wash me again.
So i'm having a Epson salt bath because my hips have been killing me. Had X-ray's, MRI all that shit. This is serious hip pain, no fucking around. Haven't had sex in a week because I cant thrust my dick without being in excruciating pain.
Wife comes in the bathroom. I jokingly tell her to wash me because I am a decrepit old man. She washes my back with a wash cloth because shes dope and game. Instant massive throbbing erection. I tell her to wash my hair, she starts washing my hair. Grabs my dick. I'm ready to have a fucking seizure.
Unfortunately she had to leave because our son woke up.
Hottest thing ever. Would let her wash me again.
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Mrs. Gravy
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It would have been the 27th Wedding Anniversary for me and G today. I have not made it out of my chemise yet and it has been a gorgeous day. it is now motherfucking 5 p.m. I am all sorts of fucked up.
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Srathor
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Mrs. Gravy
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Oh you dear boy, grief is a weird and complicated thing and so am I. I do appreciate your concern.
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Soygen
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Noodleface
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I already asked them to thread ban him but they don't want to so fuck it
Drinking one for my boy G tonight
Drinking one for my boy G tonight
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