Marriage and the Power of Divorce

"My husband read your blog and then he cheated! He definitely would not have cheated if he didn't read your blog!"

Big_w_powah said:

The fuck is wrong with these women?

Not saying your wife is like that, but if fucking your husband is a chore...fuck..

And to give that as advice on a blog? That cunt is going to be responsible for marriages ending.

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Yeah if sending your husband away to fuck someone else is easier than fucking him then why are you even married?

Namon I think before you mentioned fertility issues. Does any of this low drive correlate to that?

Deathwing said:

So ask for it. You have 2 young kids, I'm sure you've had those days where you're just constantly busy and exhausted from the minute you get up. She may want to suck your dick, but it's way down priority list and the thought never comes, let alone the sex-related things she wants. How often do you think of the sexual things that she only wants, even if you're happy to do them for/to her?

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I think of them all the time. I bought her toys both to be used by herself or by me on her. I've tried engaging where we'd only "do her" so she doesn't even have to put forth effort. I'm pretty attentive to her, but I think after two kids her drive is a bit low.

Thing is she has some weird fantasies. Me in weird outfits, which I'm totally on board with, but they require me to get into really good shape. I can't satisfy those needs right now, however I am working on it. Also they seem to change. One time our son was sleeping and she came out of the shower with a towel on and I just ripped it off and was pretty forceful with everything - dominated her I guess, I can't really describe it. Afterwards she told me how turned on she was by it, but any repeat of that is met with "not right now".

My drive isn't super high either, it never has been barring our first year together. I'm the type of guy that every other day is ideal. I don't even jerk off all that often. Not necessarily a low T thing either, I've just always been this way even at 13.

I'm just venting since namon is. I also haven't been laid in like 9 goddamn months

Noodleface said:

Yeah if sending your husband away to fuck someone else is easier than fucking him then why are you even married?

Namon I think before you mentioned fertility issues. Does any of this low drive correlate to that?

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Oh seriously. I just read the damn thing again, and all I hear is "I'm a selfish cunt who can't be assed to fuck my husband." It makes my blood boil.

Yeah absolutely no issues with fertility here. Both kids came on the first nut unprotected. The first was because she jacked her pill dosage because our wedding date landed right on when her period was to start... and she failed to tell me. Second one was planned and was the first one after removing the IUD. I think the hormonal part of her low drive (because again I think it's a multi head hydra) is because she is the mirror opposite of me. Where I am a veritable lake of testosterone she is one of estrogen.

Man I am getting my forumites seriously mixed up.

Namon are you the goblin cocked cinnamilk vanguard developer coheed and Cambria song 14 days wooden bumper water sports Ronald McDonald shoes guy

Noodleface said:

Man I am getting my forumites seriously mixed up.

Namon are you the goblin cocked cinnamilk vanguard developer coheed and Cambria song 14 days wooden bumper water sports Ronald McDonald shoes guy

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Dude no man, I'm none of the above. This is the most I've posted, probably since I started lurking in 03. I hardly have anything to really say usually and I just enjoy ya'lls banter. I just felt finally this time I had something to at least sorta add to the mix, and jumped in.

Well then I think you owe us all an apology for not having any identifying predilections.

Khane said:

Well then I think you owe us all an apology for not having any identifying predilections.

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I do... man I hate that I don't have a snaggle dick, or want to bang a young college coed while being married to a super hot, horny doctor, or sell my jurassic park jeep for a craiglist car from vegas so I can go the ren fair and get fuzzy armpit sasquatch sex.

How's your Froyo game?

Namon said:

I do... man I hate that I don't have a snaggle dick, or want to bang a young college coed while being married to a super hot, horny doctor, or sell my jurassic park jeep for a craiglist car from vegas so I can go the ren fair and get fuzzy armpit sasquatch sex.

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You don't want to be known as lollipop

Khane said:

How's your Froyo game?

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Fuck her it's all mine, if she wants some, she can go get it her damn self, even if she's in labor.

Khane said:

Well then I think you owe us all an apology for not having any identifying predilections.

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I almost want to ask what mine are....but I'm scared to.

So fuck it..What are mine?

Noodleface said:

You don't want to be known as lollipop

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Kind of off topic but I just wanted to take pause and say I miss the damn smiley face macaroni avatar you used to sport.

Namon said:

Kind of off topic but I just wanted to take pause and say I miss the damn smiley face macaroni avatar you used to sport.

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I miss it too, I fear it is long lost

Big_w_powah said:

I almost want to ask what mine are....but I'm scared to.

So fuck it..What are mine?

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I always think "promoted guy"

Big_w_powah said:

I almost want to ask what mine are....but I'm scared to.

So fuck it..What are mine?

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Ah there's ol coathanger dick

You'd think someone so hypercritical would have to be married

lol..Been around since Aychamo was sticking hi-liters in noses, and I only get promoted guy?

Fuck