Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Noodleface
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Sugar cookies are fucking disgusting.
We aren't even doing anything today .Maybe I'll get laid .I'll settle for a handy
We aren't even doing anything today .Maybe I'll get laid .I'll settle for a handy
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Hah, I thought Noodle was on furlough because of government shutdown before I figured out what day it is. And it's not like I forgot, I got stuff this morning for the wife, I just assumed it was the usual Noodle griping about not getting laid.
I'll fuck my wife if she wants it, same as any other day really. Only thing that's noteworthy about today is that I got her an Incredibles wedding card instead of a typical Valentine's Day card. My wife loves greeting cards, I hate them, so I always get her the wrong kind.
Oh, and I got that bitch a box of coconut oreos. Bitches love oreos.
I'll fuck my wife if she wants it, same as any other day really. Only thing that's noteworthy about today is that I got her an Incredibles wedding card instead of a typical Valentine's Day card. My wife loves greeting cards, I hate them, so I always get her the wrong kind.
Oh, and I got that bitch a box of coconut oreos. Bitches love oreos.
Khane
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I didn't realize what day it was when I read Noodle's post either. I just thought:
"Well I'm not doing anything today either. Probably won't get laid, maybe i'll settle for a handy as well"
Noodle is basically single with none of the perks!
"Well I'm not doing anything today either. Probably won't get laid, maybe i'll settle for a handy as well"
Noodle is basically single with none of the perks!
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Noodleface
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Two kids, one teething and sick... So essentially I am single
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Leadsalad
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Cheap labor in the third world for first world clothing products.
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Noodleface
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Pretty bad night .ended up being snippy at each other, all because she wouldn't tell me what she wanted to goddamn eat. 1200 I'm doing dishes just pretty angry muttering swears and i turn around and she's in a slut uniform
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Noodleface
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I put my pp in her vagene and jammed it in and out at a really fast pace
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