Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Fatherhood and age changes the things you enjoy. My two daughters started swimming lessons and it was a great experience watching them learn how to swim.

It is as enjoyable as doing a line of cocaine off a hooker asshole?? Probably no, but watching them learn is a fulfilling experience.
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Teaching your kids to swim is one of the best things you can do for them.

That’s it….that’s all I had to say. I doubt I can get this thread back on track and off some dude doing cocaine off another dudes dick…..wtf
 
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Hoss

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Johnny53 said:
this thread is now too disgusting for even me...
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It's because of the snorting coke isn't it? Drugs should be mixed with diet coke and injected with a dirty needle but putting it up your nose is disgusting? Weird place to draw a line.
 
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Hoss said:
Are you sure she didn't peg the dog? This is at least as important as any other part of your story. I actually figured it was a peanut butter pussy situation initially, but now you're talking about penetration.

Also, the brits need to rewrite their laws to account for viagra. There was a story a few years ago where a female shop owner stopped a guy trying to rob her, tied him up in the back room, forced him to eat viagra, and repeatedly raped him over the course of the next few days.
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Who and where is this heroine?
 
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Marriage is great. This morning as I was trying to get dressed my wife kept pinching my nipples. I finally told her "Look, if you stop it I'll let you suck my dick". So I was an hour late into work but I don't care, I got my dick sucked.

No the BJ didn't take an hour, I was already running late. Tonight I'm working late and she will have a steak ready for me when I get home. It's not always this great but I like to brag when it is.
 
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Hoss said:
Marriage is great. This morning as I was trying to get dressed my wife kept pinching my nipples. I finally told her "Look, if you stop it I'll let you suck my dick". So I was an hour late into work but I don't care, I got my dick sucked.

No the BJ didn't take an hour, I was already running late. Tonight I'm working late and she will have a steak ready for me when I get home. It's not always this great but I like to brag when it is.
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Looks like ur wife knows the secret to keeping a man,

Never let him leave home with his balls full or his stomach empty
 
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Ossoi said:
in Ibiza I did a line of coke off another dudes cock because I thought I would then get to do a line off a vagina or tit. No, instead I had to watch as two girls did coke off the others vag, then one went down on the other.
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Me and that guy's cock laughing at you:

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And for some wholesome boring marriage stories, I built a new fairy garden for my wife in hopes it'll allow for a EQ poopsock session without complaints! No dogs were raped in this mundane story.

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Ossoi said:
I do not have a "Domme", I'm just friends with a lot of them and have shot a lot of femdom content with them. But in Ibiza I decided I didn't want to do it any more.

I had some chemistry with the single mom Domme but there was no kink involved. One of the reasons for no longer wanting to make femdom content is because I didn't want to be in that position with/around her.

Things are fizzling out with single mom Domme, so instead of being in my airbnb on my own on Saturday night, I went out to a fetish party with my fetish friends. One girl I'd never met before was with group, we started dancing and I could tell she was into me so she came back to my apartment.\

She slapped me out of the blue a few times, hence the black eye and turned out to be a pro Domme. But I didn't know she was a pro Domme until the morning after.

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Lol you may be the most pathetic loser on this forum. Just when you think it can’t get worse.
 
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Hoss said:
Marriage is great. This morning as I was trying to get dressed my wife kept pinching my nipples. I finally told her "Look, if you stop it I'll let you suck my dick". So I was an hour late into work but I don't care, I got my dick sucked.

No the BJ didn't take an hour, I was already running late. Tonight I'm working late and she will have a steak ready for me when I get home. It's not always this great but I like to brag when it is.
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Ossoi Ossoi ?
 
Ossoi

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Izo said:
Ossoi Ossoi ?
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If you have questions for me then ask them in my thread.

Sick of getting asked questions, answering them and getting called out by non mod thread police and blamed by mods for degen derailing.

Non degen on topic, I have date with new pro Domme tonight.

Single mom Domme was at a wedding all day yesterday literally 3 minutes walk from my air bnb. Tomorrow we are at the same fetish party, if she acts interested after two weeks of always being busy just to get a drink I will order her a water and laugh in her face
 
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TJT

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Fatherhood and age changes the things you enjoy. My two daughters started swimming lessons and it was a great experience watching them learn how to swim.

It is as enjoyable as doing a line of cocaine off a hooker asshole?? Probably no, but watching them learn is a fulfilling experience.
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Have you ever actually snorted some yay off a hooker's asshole though?
 
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Ossoi said:
If you have questions for me then ask them in my thread.

Sick of getting asked questions, answering them and getting called out by non mod thread police and blamed by mods for degen derailing.

Non degen on topic, I have date with new pro Domme tonight.

Single mom Domme was at a wedding all day yesterday literally 3 minutes walk from my air bnb. Tomorrow we are at the same fetish party, if she acts interested after two weeks of always being busy just to get a drink I will order her a water and laugh in her face
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Real talk here bro.

Have you ever entertained the idea of dating a regular woman who isn't a prostitute? Just as a thought exercise.
 
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TJT said:
Real talk here bro.

Have you ever entertained the idea of dating a regular woman who isn't a prostitute? Just as a thought exercise.
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You are talking to a guy who vacuums himself into a giant rubber bag. He doesn't know normal.
 
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